Short Joke Thread

[biteme]

What does being in the Mafia and eating pussy have in common?

One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

 

[Chester_Copperpot]

Nathan

 

[Zebo]

From my little niece.


Do you know why witches don't wear panties?

To get a better grip on their broom.



Its hard to keep a straight face sometimes.....

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

Nathan

lol

 

[white boy]

whats the difference beween an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?



the taste

 

[from zero]

What does an elephant use for a tampon?

A sheep.

 

[dawookie]

Whats the difference between parsley and pussy?

A. People dont eat parsley.


What does pussy hair and parsley have in common?

A. You push both to the side before you start eating.


How do you make a Kleenex dance?

A. Put a little boogie in it.

 

[Code]

How do you starve an H1b visa worker??



Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

 

[white boy]

where does virgin olive oil come from?






ugly olives

 

[MFMan]

One day superman was flying along. He looked down and saw superwoman sprawled out naked on the beach. He thought to himself, "just a quick romp" so he flew down and bang bang just 2 seconds he got off and then flew away. Superwoman wakes up and says, "what was that?" The Invisible man said, I don't know, but my ass sure hurts."

 

[MFMan]

There was a bear and a rabbit in the woods one day. The bear asked the rabbit if it had a problem with shit sticking to its fur. The rabbit said no. So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass with it.

 

[perkele]

Great stuff guys!

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

Q: what did the leper say to the prostitute?

A: you can keep the tip