shit you don't remember doing when drunk

[Bobber]

We threw a fucking bash last night and I got shit faced. I woke up a little while ago , came over to my computer desk, went to pick up my shirt from last night and came to see that it was drenched. I smelled it and yep, I pissed all over my desk and clothes. Why? I have no fucking idea but I did.

 

[jerkbox]

hmm, i never did anything like that.

 

[tiger88]

We threw a fucking bash last night and I got shit faced. I woke up a little while ago , came over to my computer desk, went to pick up my shirt from last night and came to see that it was drenched. I smelled it and yep, I pissed all over my desk and clothes. Why? I have no fucking idea but I did.

i dont remember fucking your mom then i woke up next to her the next day.....i put 2 and 2 togather......

 

[Lift Chief]

I don't remember calling my roommate's sister a dumb slut

 

[plornive]

I started throwing (hard) entire cups of peanuts at the angst filled fellows at the table next to ours in the pub. Then, on the taxi ride home, I attempted to roll some E but my friends physically stopped me. I followed that by screaming at the top of my lungs "STOP!!!". The taxi driver stopped, at which point I screamed "GOOOOOO!!!". Then I pulled out a HK$500 bill (about US$63) and tore it into 3 pieces (my friends picked it up for me). Then I opened a bottle of water and poured it all over myself. I guess the taxi driver was kind of pissed (I don't remember any of this).

When I got out of the taxi, I started walking around aimlessly. Then I layed down on the sidewalk (in Hong Kong) and told everyone I needed to piss. Finally, my friends helped me walk back to my flat, and I woke up at 1pm the next day covered in my own pizza-laden vomit. I was puking until about 8pm.

I don't drink anymore.

 

[tiger88]

I don't remember calling my roommate's sister a dumb slut

hahahahah karma to that

 

[c-sharp minor]

Years ago I lived in a 3-story apt. on the 3rd floor.

I was drunk and invited the bar back to our apt. for a bash.

Thing is, I never told anyone which suite it was.

All these cars were parked out in front of the building and to get their attention (my roomies at the time told me this), I started chucking wieghts out through the livingroom window onto the ground in front of the building.

Needless to say, there was a fair bit of damage to my surroundings the next day.


*when the cops were called I was already passed out and my roomies had to deal with the mess. One of them (juiced to the gills) tried to pick up the female cop and almost got himself arrested*

 

[Y_lifter]

Bruises and cuts all the time..

Don't remember hurting myself ..

 

[from zero]

I never get bad enough to not remember anything.

Why would one want to do that?

Eh, to each his own, I guess.

 

[Becoming]

Most of the stuff I don't remember, my friends won't tell me about (unless it was really really good)... so I don't feel bad about it at all....

some of them from back in the day:
-one time I started speaking in Navajo or something
-walking up to random chicks, telling them "I want to jump their shit" and going home with them (this was a regular occurance)
-making embarrassing comments (too many to remember)
-doing just about anything to freak random people out
-tearing off my shirt after puking all over myself at a concert....
I know there are a lot more...

mine are not that bad though, I have a friend who turned into a dog once, (dog boy) was barking and clawing at some guys door we know... the guy opened the door and hit my buddy full swing in the forehead with a 5 wood...my buddy took off, actually yelping the whole way.... he also turned into spiderboy, insect boy, and various other animals (shark boy was great- he ran around the party and bit chicks in the ass)

luckily the details are hazy to most of these, or I might worry about it....

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I forgot

 

[jerkbox]

i wish i could forget some of the things I have done

 

[CollegeKid2]

i have a tendency to take my shirt off no matter where i am once i've passed my threshold of drunkeness. shirtless at parties of course, ive gone shirtless through the streets of the ghetto, shirtless into convenience stores trying to get something to eat with no money (the cashier apparently yelled at me a lot). i also tend to get my clothes completely soaked/muddied/covered-in-who-knows-what and not know how it happened.

most recently i woke up at 8am, in my bath tub, completely naked, water running, covered in puke and NO idea how i got there. funtimes.

 

[gymrat]

Jumping from roof to roof in residencee at university.

yep, good times were had by all....so heard.

 

[mordy]

I screwed up all my remotes to my entertainment center the other night. The next day i almost called the cable company thinking the cable was out until i figured out i had put my TV into some wierd mode. I didn't think i was that drunk either.

 

[DepressiveJuice]

i dont remember getting drunk

 

[Buffy Beffy]

Well, I don't drink anymore, but I heard ALL KINDS of stories from my roomates/teammates about funny stories of when I was drunk. Way too many to tell.....
I've been right there with collegekid2 as well though...I've done the whole take off my shirt thing in front of people and just been in a bra....roomates had to take care of that one real quick for me.
I have a tendency to be a lil' sneaky when I'm drunk...sneaky as in: lead to crazy stuff......

 

[magman1]

me and all my friends just getting sooo outa hand on the public transportation--bus, but it is excusable since its a college town...every saturday and sunday morning(and friday if i go out thursday) i just sit in bed and think of the funny shit i did the nite before, and of course i cant remember until people start telling me! about a month ago, it was like 730 am on a sunday morning, and my and my buddies hadnt been to bed, so we go out to the main strip and begin stopping cars in the middle of traffic and trying to get in their cars(i had on a red hood that was 10x to small cuz it was my boys and sunglasses)

 

[perkele]

I never meant to fuck my dad

 

[eurorides]

ive spent an hour throwing up with my best friend making sure i was ok, dont remember that


but the best one....got arrested, booked, finger printed, got my mug shot taken, spent an hour in jail, then my dad came and picked me up and took me to the hospital where i got hooked up on iv fluids for 4 hours....dont remember anything from about 10pm or so till 4am when i was discharged from the hospital.

 

[magman1]

my dad told me he walked in on me peeing in my underwear drawer butt ass naked, and didnt do anything to stop me...he figured id learn from it! none of this i remember, and i learned to piss in his drawers for revenge!

 

[DBCooper]

I woke up once in the woods in the upper northwest of the U.S. with close to a quarter million in a bag and a parachute on my back, never could figure what the hell I was doing that night.

 

[Stangfriik]

We had a halloween party last year where I proceeded to get the most drunk I have probably ever been. I guess around 3:30am, we decided to go Denny's to get some food. From what they told me, I ordered this huge amount of food. Once it came I looked at it, my eyes then rolled back in my head and I passed out right in my food. Once we got home, I couldn't figure out which house was mine. I don't know why they didn't stop me from doing this but who knows. I went door to door to about 4 houses banging on the doors and windows yelling to let me in. Next thing I know, I snap out of it when I hear my fiance yelling Stangfriik, get out of their yard. Right about this time, the police showed up. My fiance and I are standing in our matching cave people costumes. I guess my neighbor called the police b/c they kept hearing banging on their windows. The guy is an old sapnish dude who can't speak english and thankfully the cops didn't know spanish and he didn't know it was me. The cop asked me if I know anything about it. I say I don't know, I'm too fucking drunk and went back inside.

From there they said I started throwing things and I was in a rage. I dented our steel fridge and threw party favors (food) all over the place. I guess I was even throwing whole lemons everywhere.

My neighbors still look at me funny whenever I pass them

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Well, I don't drink anymore, but I heard ALL KINDS of stories from my roomates/teammates about funny stories of when I was drunk. Way too many to tell.....
I've been right there with collegekid2 as well though...I've done the whole take off my shirt thing in front of people and just been in a bra....roomates had to take care of that one real quick for me.
I have a tendency to be a lil' sneaky when I'm drunk...sneaky as in: lead to crazy stuff......

yah thats the friggin truth




ALL OF HER STORIES ABOUT HER FRIENDS AND TEAMMATES SHE WAS DOING THE EXACT SAME THINGS SOBER.

 

[Buffy Beffy]

yah thats the friggin truth




ALL OF HER STORIES ABOUT HER FRIENDS AND TEAMMATES SHE WAS DOING THE EXACT SAME THINGS SOBER.

I guess I can't deny having done some stupid things in my life.

 

[magman1]

if anyone lives in Pa, im sure you heard this...like 5 min from my house, this drunk dude walked out of his house(up through those basement doors) to piss at like 3am...butt naked...wound up trying to get into the house next door accidentally(they were all the same looking house) and caused all this racket...some dude that lived there(a vietnam vet) came out and blasted him 9 times cuz he thought he was trying to break in to his house!