Seriously, watch out for this

[onerepmaximum]

I hate people that forward too many warnings as much as anyone, but this one
is important!


If someone comes to your front door saying they are
conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off
and dance around, do not do it!

IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked!

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now.

 

[Seashell]

Damn.. Your street was on my day planner for next week...

 

[alien amp pharm]

What if we answer the door naked all the time anyways?

 

[onerepmaximum]

Damn.. Your street was on my day planner for next week...

You don't have to resort to any of that. All you have to do is say, "I'm Seashell, bitch". I'll be putty in your hands.

 

[alien amp pharm]

All you have to do is say, "I'm Seashell, bitch". I'll be putty in your hands.

I'll remember that line next time...

 

[onerepmaximum]

I'll remember that line next time...

BASTARD

 

[Lumberg]

You don't have to resort to any of that. All you have to do is say, "I'm Seashell, bitch". I'll be putty in your hands.

Seashell, you might want to add my house to your list.

I'll be like rock hard steel in your hands. And your mouth...and your ......

 

[onerepmaximum]

Seashell, you might want to add my house to your list.

I'll be like rock hard steel in your hands. And your mouth...and your ......

You can skip his house, Seashell. I have it on good authority that he is hung like a horse.







A sea horse.

 

[jh1]

Lots of funny slams in this thread...

I am so pround... I am sheding a tear....

 

[coverguy]

I knew you'd fall for it, as long as i dressed all respectable.

 

[onerepmaximum]

I knew you'd fall for it, as long as i dressed all respectable.

You totally had me fooled.

 

[coverguy]

You totally had me fooled.

i'm sneaky!