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I just did the #2 and there was blood in it.. not dried blood but fresh blood.. what the fuck!?! is this serious?

Can steroids cause this?



No anal sex jokes seeing as I could be dying :worried:
 
the_clockwork said:
I just did the #2 and there was blood in it.. not dried blood but fresh blood.. what the fuck!?! is this serious?

Can steroids cause this?



No anal sex jokes seeing as I could be dying :worried:

red blood - hemmroid
dark blood orginates further in the digestive tract = greater concerns

Not that I'm an expert in the anal canal. :rainbow:
 
PICK3 said:
red blood - hemmroid
dark blood orginates further in the digestive tract = greater concerns

Not that I'm an expert in the anal canal. :rainbow:


don't hemmroids (or however you spell it) cause pain and itching?

I looked it up online and it said it's from internal bleeding.. should I go to the hospital or to the casino's as planned?
 
the_clockwork said:
don't hemmroids (or however you spell it) cause pain and itching?

I looked it up online and it said it's from internal bleeding.. should I go to the hospital or to the casino's as planned?

Casino ... since you're bleeding from the rectum put your money on "red".
 
PICK3 said:
Casino ... since you're bleeding from the rectum put your money on "red".


hahaha okay but if I die you can have my karma since you made me lol right before i died, so I died happy
 
poop thread
 
the_clockwork said:
:(


what have u got the viper up to? in MPH not Kilometers.. I don't understand that shit

me either

let's see if I can convert it ... there's 4 bushels in a peck, so ...
 
Mavafanculo said:
yup what they said.

you should go check it out, but bright red fresh blood is likely from a hemmorroid.

but I have no pain, discomfort, or itching.. does that come later? fuck me running if it's a hemmorroid
 
the_clockwork said:
but I have no pain, discomfort, or itching.. does that come later? fuck me running if it's a hemmorroid

I don't think those symptoms are always presents if it's an internal hemmroid.

The sphincter is very complex and sensitive ... JavaGuru once told me. :rainbow:
 
the_clockwork said:
but I have no pain, discomfort, or itching.. does that come later? fuck me running if it's a hemmorroid

a hemmoroid is a source of pleasure, not pain or discomfort.

you havent lived till you've had a hemmoroidal orgasm.
 
wtf this thread is geighing up faster than my uncle charles


so do I need to check it out ASAP or can it wait til monday?

I gotta go to casino
 
the_clockwork said:
I gotta go to casino

Which casio?

What games do you play?

How much money do you plan to spend?

Are you going to eat the buffet? If so considering increasing your fiber.
 
PICK3 said:
Which casio?

What games do you play?

How much money do you plan to spend?

Are you going to eat the buffet? If so considering increasing your fiber.


I'm in the middle of a cycle now so I won't be eating any buffet shit


I am going to Kansas City, MO.. prolly harrah's up there

I am a blackjack and craps player

I won't spend more than 500..

Last time I went I went for 2 days and took 300 bucks and came back with 1100.. all from craps
 
PICK3 said:
Good luck! Hope you win enough to buy a new Viper.

Thanks bro.. after that going to my old college town, KU!!!, and partying up w/ some friends that are graduating this weekend

have a good weekend.. if you don't hear from me by sunday, contact George and have him transfer you the karma at a low % fee..

this is a binding contract of it!
 
PICK3 said:
red blood - hemmroid
dark blood orginates further in the digestive tract = greater concerns

Not that I'm an expert in the anal canal. :rainbow:
Not necessarily true. I've found this differentiation to be highly unreliable in the emergency department.

Blood on toilet tissue, but not in the toilet, usually is a sign of internal hemorrhoids, but not always. Some people have other sources that begin that way, and then progress to a loss of a liter or more of blood. I just saw such a patient only two days ago -- she bleed from an aortic-enteric fistula. Apparently she had a sentinel bleed at home, came in complaining of abdominal pain, and I only CT scanned her because she was complaining of abdominal pain and had a family history of aortic aneurysms. I was lucky I did. She went to the OR and was alive when I last checked.

You should see a physician to make sure you do not have a serious medical condition. If it's bright or dark, it's usually (not always) from a lower source -- below the duodenum. If it's black, it's usually from above the duodenum (i.e., stomach) because the hemoglobin reacts with acid in the stomach. However, very brisk upper GI bleeding can present as dark or bright bloody bowel movements if the transit time is fast enough.

Some causes of lower GI bleeding are:

- ulcerative colitis/Crohn's disease (especially with abdominal pain, diarrhea, and mucous in your stools)

- diverticulosis

- internal hemorrhoids

- arterial-venous malformations

- aortic-enteric fistulae

- polyps/malignancy (usually doesn't present as large amounts of blood)

Of course this list isn't complete, but lists the most common causes. I would urge you to see a physician. He or she will most likely want to do a colonoscopy on you to diagnose what's wrong.
 
Good case of the roids. They can be internal and not really give you any problems except the blood sometimes. Happened to me.

Perp
 
swatdoc said:
Not necessarily true. I've found this differentiation to be highly unreliable in the emergency department.

Blood on toilet tissue, but not in the toilet, usually is a sign of internal hemorrhoids, but not always. Some people have other sources that begin that way, and then progress to a loss of a liter or more of blood. I just saw such a patient only two days ago -- she bleed from an aortic-enteric fistula. Apparently she had a sentinel bleed at home, came in complaining of abdominal pain, and I only CT scanned her because she was complaining of abdominal pain and had a family history of aortic aneurysms. I was lucky I did. She went to the OR and was alive when I last checked.

You should see a physician to make sure you do not have a serious medical condition. If it's bright or dark, it's usually (not always) from a lower source -- below the duodenum. If it's black, it's usually from above the duodenum (i.e., stomach) because the hemoglobin reacts with acid in the stomach. However, very brisk upper GI bleeding can present as dark or bright bloody bowel movements if the transit time is fast enough.

Some causes of lower GI bleeding are:

- ulcerative colitis/Crohn's disease (especially with abdominal pain, diarrhea, and mucous in your stools)

- diverticulosis

- internal hemorrhoids

- arterial-venous malformations

- aortic-enteric fistulae

- polyps/malignancy (usually doesn't present as large amounts of blood)

Of course this list isn't complete, but lists the most common causes. I would urge you to see a physician. He or she will most likely want to do a colonoscopy on you to diagnose what's wrong.


dude you're going a little overboard on this.
No dr will order a colonoscopy b/c of one bleeding spell. Colonoscopies are ordered when there is a history of colon cancer or a recurring issue.

Bright red blood that occurs once and a while with a bowel movement is usually a hemmie or a fissure (tear). It's NOTHING to worry about. The stool may even have some residual blood which again is nothing.
If the stool is very dark and you can see blood clots, it's from higher in the digestive tract and does need to be addressed by a dr.
I would not worry about it.
I've had this for years. And b/c I have IBS, I have been checked by a gastro many times. It's nothing.
 
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blueta2 said:
dude you're going a little overboard on this.
No dr will order a colonoscopy b/c of one bleeding spell. Colonoscopies are ordered when their is a history of colon cancer or a recurring issue.

Bright red blood that occurs once and while with a bowel movement is usually a hemmie or a fissure (tear). It's NOTHING to worry about. The stool may even have some residual blood which again is nothing.
If the stool is very dark and you can see blood clots, it's from higher in the digestive tract and does need to be addressed by a dr.
I would not worry about it.
I've had this for years. And b/c I have IBS, I have been checked by a gastro many times. It's nothing.
lmao. fucking socialists....
 
HumanTarget said:
lmao. fucking socialists....


Dude, why don't you just admit your love for me. It pains me to see you follow my posts with angry replies.
Facing it is the first step to healing
 
blueta2 said:
dude you're going a little overboard on this.
No dr will order a colonoscopy b/c of one bleeding spell. Colonoscopies are ordered when there is a history of colon cancer or a recurring issue.

Bright red blood that occurs once and a while with a bowel movement is usually a hemmie or a fissure (tear). It's NOTHING to worry about. The stool may even have some residual blood which again is nothing.
If the stool is very dark and you can see blood clots, it's from higher in the digestive tract and does need to be addressed by a dr.
I would not worry about it.
I've had this for years. And b/c I have IBS, I have been checked by a gastro many times. It's nothing.


Some docs, will order a colonoscopy if they feel its nescessary. Not just if you have a history of concern. Plus some people might worry enough about it that the doctor will order it to make the patient feel at ease that they are doing everything for them.
 
Seems Like Everyone Is Putting The Horse Before The Cart Here. Bro , Whens The Last Time You Did Any Heavy Squatting Or Any Deep Knee Bends Type Of Workout? Cause Sometimes It Can Cause A Rip In Your Anus Or Worse You Can Almost Distend Bowel Yourself Causing You Lower Gi Track To Make A Appearance, Scrap The Weekend Go Get Your Ass Checked...........fmt
 
blueta2 said:
dude you're going a little overboard on this.
No dr will order a colonoscopy b/c of one bleeding spell. Colonoscopies are ordered when there is a history of colon cancer or a recurring issue.

Bright red blood that occurs once and a while with a bowel movement is usually a hemmie or a fissure (tear). It's NOTHING to worry about. The stool may even have some residual blood which again is nothing.
If the stool is very dark and you can see blood clots, it's from higher in the digestive tract and does need to be addressed by a dr.
I would not worry about it.
I've had this for years. And b/c I have IBS, I have been checked by a gastro many times. It's nothing.


First off, a fissure hurts A LOT. When you perform a DRE on these pts, they pretty much jump off the table. Although you are correct that this is most likely something benign (like an internal hemorrhoid), this could be something worse and depending on his age will require a more extensive workup. If he is over 50, this is pretty much colorectal cancer until proven otherwise.
 
blz said:
First off, a fissure hurts A LOT. When you perform a DRE on these pts, they pretty much jump off the table. Although you are correct that this is most likely something benign (like an internal hemorrhoid), this could be something worse and depending on his age will require a more extensive workup. If he is over 50, this is pretty much colorectal cancer until proven otherwise.

One of the screening test for colorectal cancer is an occult blood test, which means you won't see it, but the iron in the blood reacts to make a color.

Unless you have been putting things in your bottom, and even then, I would get it checked out ASAP.
 
Assumng you live in America and not some 2nd world voodoo practicing socialist country like Canada --- and given your recent history with cancer - I would forget the gambling with your health and money and see a doctor NOW!
When your OK and still want to gamble, fly to Vegas and I'll take care of your first drink at the www.doubledownsaloon.com , PM me for details, if and when intrested.
God Bless.
 
Powerbuilder333 said:
Assumng you live in America and not some 2nd world voodoo practicing socialist country like Canada --- and given your recent history with cancer - I would forget the gambling with your health and money and see a doctor NOW!
When your OK and still want to gamble, fly to Vegas and I'll take care of your first drink at the www.doubledownsaloon.com , PM me for details, if and when intrested.
God Bless.
Did I miss something? I didn't realize the OP had a history of cancer.

Nonetheless, any bleeding should be seen by a physician because a colonoscopy will likely be performed. Unlike what someone posted earlier, it's my experience that gastroenterologists will often perform colonoscopies on a single bleeding episode.
 
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