Serious Halloween Question

[Y_lifter]

My 12 Yr Old Daughter is going trick or treating dressed as a Fairy Princess
Wings and all

Originally she was gonna be a Hula Girl, but the Mosquitoes are really really bad, so she/we changed her mind to something with more coverage.. Short notice at the store made this the only non Monster left.


Question:

I have to take her around the neighborhood with friends and I need to know what the appropriate coordinating outfit would be for me..

I know at least I'm wearing my Outback Hat bitches..

Thanks in advance..

 

[tiger88]

most parents just wear what ever they ususally wear.... jeans a sweatshirt is fine...usually u just walk with them and stay on the sidewalk as the kids to the door.

tell her to say "thanks"

also i will be trick o tricking too

 

[Y_lifter]

most parents just wear what ever they ususally wear.... jeans a sweatshirt is fine...usually u just walk with them and stay on the sidewalk as the kids to the door.

tell her to say "thanks"

also i will be trick o tricking too

cool.. so it doesn't need to be prince-like

 

[Zebo]

My stock walk-around-the-neighborhood costume is a doo rag, eye patch, earring, normal clothes. Instant pirate.

My daughter is going as Dead Miss America.

 

[jestros]

My 10yr old is going to be a mummie. We bought a sheet and ripped it into strips for the wrap job. I'm going to do a make-up job to make her look "scary". So since she's going as a mummie, I guess I'll go as a daddie! haahaa haa! get it? Daddie? aww shit never mind.

Any way if she's going as a Fairy Princes, you need to be some sort of fairy. (joke here)
Where the hell do you live that there are mosquitos in Oct? We will be lucky to not be pelted with freezing rain.

 

[EnderJE]

My kids are going as a lion and a tiger. I'm going as the 'fucker with the red wig chatting it up with the local MILFs giving candy'.

 

[Y_lifter]

Any way if she's going as a Fairy Princes, you need to be some sort of fairy. (joke here)
Where the hell do you live that there are mosquitos in Oct? We will be lucky to not be pelted with freezing rain.

LOL I saw the fairy comment coming and posted this anyway

Mosquitoes.. Central Fla....
They are sometimes a problem until the first real cold front comes thru in December or so when it gets down into the 40's F..

With the storms we had last month, there is tons of standing water still lying about..

 

[WODIN]

You can dress up as the old queen fairy.

 

[Seashell]

Y, you clearly need to be her side-kick, the hairy-princess. Just put on some lipstick, a frilly dress and pumps, have a wand, you'll be good to go. The beard will complete the look.

 

[ChefWide]

For my first Hallows Eve with child (when my oldest was 2) we were invited to a neighbors house down in BatteryParkCity. My wife says, "YOU NEED TO WEAR A COSTUME, I am going as a witch." Oh, that's a stretch.

I was catering a cocktail for Lincoln Center Directors Group, no time to fuck around, on the way home, hit the costume shop on christopher st. (les boyz have the best costumes, you can bet yer ass) I find a rubber hatchet that is like half a blade, the kind you can spirit gum onto a bald head... I stole the butchers coat from the prep area, real blood on it, put on all sorts of fake scars the works...

now, here comes Cheffy Smoove, limping down the Blood Covered Psychotic trail. I am walking down South End Ave from our place to theirs, about a block and a half, and kids are RUNNING to get away from me, parents are LITERALLY putting themselves between their kids and 'that man.' I heard it twice in a block and a half. I had the sinking feeling that I may have overdone the makup a skosh.

Danny the doorman is laughing like crazy, I ask,"Is it too much?", "Not for you Mr. W., go right on up."

I enter the party and make quite an impression. Fake blood out of nose and ears, hatchet in head, bloody lab coat on the lunatic bald guy with all the scars and the red iridium wraparounds... all the kids screaming and crying in abject terror, my son included, who wont come anywhere near me and is screaming so hard no sound is coming out of his mouth. Some of them probably spent the better part of 10 years in therapy.

The best part by far was not the fact that it took the parents an hour to reasure their now borderline catatonic kids after Cheffy Dahmer showed up. but that not one parent, including my wife, showed up in a costume. "I tried to call you."

Nice.

Cheffy Smoove.

What a tool.

 

[Y_lifter]

Wodin.. I think I hear the Nurse calling for you.. Back to your Room now

Y, you clearly need to be her side-kick, the hairy-princess. Just put on some lipstick, a frilly dress and pumps, have a wand, you'll be good to go. The beard will complete the look.

I don't think they make frilly dresses and pumps in my size.

Maybe I could convice her she is really a butterfly and then I could wear my hat , carry a net and be a powerlifter entomologist on Gear ?