Serial Killer

[bigtravis]

We have a serial killer here near me.
Cherokee County Sheriff: &#34Yes We Have A Serial Killer&#34 After Murder in Gaffney, SC | WSPA

 

[nydj66]

When I lived in Michigan they found a woman murdered and floating naked in a bathtub full of milk. There were sliced strawberries floating in the milk and she had a banana shoved up her snatch...

The police figured it was a cereal killer.

 

[bigtravis]

When I lived in Michigan they found a woman murdered and floating naked in a bathtub full of milk. There were sliced strawberries floating in the milk and she had a banana shoved up her snatch...

The police figured it was a cereal killer.

Suspect=Puddlemonkey

 

[*ebony*]

woah, be careful, don't forget to lock up tight before bed.

 

[bigtravis]

OMG! I'm down to one last lortab. He might just do ME a favor.

 

[Dial_tone]

When I lived in Michigan they found a woman murdered and floating naked in a bathtub full of milk. There were sliced strawberries floating in the milk and she had a banana shoved up her snatch...

The police figured it was a cereal killer.

They found some California raisins dead out here...suspected a cereal killer there too.

 

[chris302001]

They found some California raisins dead out here...suspected a cereal killer there too.

:revokes your "negros tell funny jokes" card:

 

[bigtravis]

:revokes your "negros tell funny jokes" card:

lol.

Update: Chris wants my goats milk.