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I was sent this today:
Take all American women who are within five years of menopause, train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades,gas masks, moisturizer with spf 30, prozac, hormone therapy, chocolate, and canned tuna.
Drop us (parchute preferred), across the landscape of Afganistan, and let us do what comes naturally. Think about it...our anger quotient alone is formidable enough even armed men in turbans will tremble.
We've had children, we would gladly suffer and die to protect them and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't already left.
For those of us still single the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share a life is about as likely as being struck by lightning. We have nothing to lose. We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbo diet, and the grapefruit diet. We've sweated of excesses of life in gyms and saunas across America and never lost a pound.
We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of Afganistan with little or no food at all. We've spent years tracking down our husbands, lover,and boyfriends in hotels, bars, sporting events, Home Depot, Sears and Circuit Cities...finding bin Laden in a cave won't be a problem.
If uniting all the warring factions into a new government is a problem remember we've planed seating arrangments for in-laws, outlaws and extended families at Thanksgiving for years... we understand tribal warfare!
As a group we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and other sources of money. We know how to find it, seize it, and even make them pay more after we've taken it all. All with out the governments help.
The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot flashes, and high powered weapons over their God forsaken terrain.
Let us go and fight.
Take all American women who are within five years of menopause, train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades,gas masks, moisturizer with spf 30, prozac, hormone therapy, chocolate, and canned tuna.
Drop us (parchute preferred), across the landscape of Afganistan, and let us do what comes naturally. Think about it...our anger quotient alone is formidable enough even armed men in turbans will tremble.
We've had children, we would gladly suffer and die to protect them and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't already left.
For those of us still single the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share a life is about as likely as being struck by lightning. We have nothing to lose. We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbo diet, and the grapefruit diet. We've sweated of excesses of life in gyms and saunas across America and never lost a pound.
We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of Afganistan with little or no food at all. We've spent years tracking down our husbands, lover,and boyfriends in hotels, bars, sporting events, Home Depot, Sears and Circuit Cities...finding bin Laden in a cave won't be a problem.
If uniting all the warring factions into a new government is a problem remember we've planed seating arrangments for in-laws, outlaws and extended families at Thanksgiving for years... we understand tribal warfare!
As a group we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and other sources of money. We know how to find it, seize it, and even make them pay more after we've taken it all. All with out the governments help.
The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot flashes, and high powered weapons over their God forsaken terrain.
Let us go and fight.
