Sell by Dec. 31st

[Smurfy]

Are these eggs still good? I want eggs on toast. Please reply ASAP.

 

[Kroliczek]

Are these eggs still good? I want eggs on toast. Please reply ASAP.

Yes. They are still good. Eat.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I've eaten eggs over 6 months old before.

In other countries they don't even refrigerate eggs.

You will be fine.

 

[jerkbox]

no way dude, there's probably a chicken fetus in there....cook it and you have a korean delicacy

 

[Smurfy]

ok. thanks.

 

[Kroliczek]

no way dude, there's probably a chicken fetus in there....cook it and you have a korean delicacy

lol. That's just plain gross there.

 

[pitbullstl]

I've eaten eggs over 6 months old before.

In other countries they don't even refrigerate eggs.

You will be fine.

 

[KillahBee]

That's the same question my first wife asked me.

 

[BileStew]

Did you purchase them before or after December 31st?

If you bought them before you're ok. If you bought them after, then your cankles will turn into gigantic vericose veins.

 

[Smurfy]

Did you purchase them before or after December 31st?

If you bought them before you're ok. If you bought them after, then your cankles will turn into gigantic vericose veins.

I'm on to you.

 

[pitbullstl]

Did you purchase them before or after December 31st?

If you bought them before you're ok. If you bought them after, then your cankles will turn into gigantic vericose veins.

Cankles are awseome.....

However, what do you call it when the fat oozes out of the shoe....ya know kinda like a muffin rising in a muffin tin, only not a muffin, and instead flabby extra skin.

Cause some gal bought an Acura from us yesterday....and she had whatever that is called....BAD.

 

[BileStew]

and she had whatever that is called....BAD.

It's called a shoe 2 sizes too small.

Was she wearing control tops?

 

[KillahBee]

That's the same question my first wife asked me.

brilliant, bor. brilliant.

 

[jerkbox]

Cankles are awseome.....

However, what do you call it when the fat oozes out of the shoe....ya know kinda like a muffin rising in a muffin tin, only not a muffin, and instead flabby extra skin.

Cause some gal bought an Acura from us yesterday....and she had whatever that is called....BAD.

edema?

 

[pitbullstl]

It's called a shoe 2 sizes too small.

Was she wearing control tops?

Not sure.....but man oh man..she was meaty.

 

[Smurfy]

im eating my eggs. overeasy on wheat toast. good stuff maynard.

 

[KillahBee]

im eating my eggs

god that's hot

 

[pitbullstl]

god that's hot

You sir, are sick.

 

[Mr. dB]

I've eaten eggs over 6 months old before.

In other countries they don't even refrigerate eggs.

You will be fine.

I had a bunch of eggs that I bought in April and didn't use up 'til October. (Plans changed...). By the time I got to the last carton, one in three was rotten. Boy, cracking open a rotten egg is an experience I won't soon forget. After the second one, I got to where I could tell the rotten ones just by their feel, before cracking them open.

 

[tiger88]

That's the same question my first wife asked me.

dude u ur like 23 ish? what age u get married?

 

[jackangel]

Yes. They are still good. Eat.

No. They are not still good. Eat.

 

[KillahBee]

dude u ur like 23 ish? what age u get married?

25. and it was a joke gaymaing. a dman good brilliant one at that.

 

[SoreArms]

25. and it was a joke gaymaing. a dman good brilliant one at that.

I chuckled out of pitty

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Smurfy, you're smart...... for a woman.