Seashell.

[from zero]

Just letting you know bro, I haven't looked up that word yet.

I've had all the time in the world, too.

I'm talking about that bot-something word. Botany. Fucking plantlife and shit.

You know what's up.

 

[Seashell]

Once that festering turkey sandwich from last Friday reaches your intestines, you won't need to look it up anymore, you'll know exactly what it means.

And it wasn't botany you assplant.

 

[WODIN]

It is the science and study of plants you tard.

 

[from zero]

Once that festering turkey sandwich from last Friday reaches your intestines, you won't need to look it up anymore, you'll know exactly what it means.

And it wasn't botany you assplant.

I know orb. It was bot something. Robots. No.

Shut up.

 

[Seashell]

Here you lazy buttbutt..

Botulism: life-threatening food poisoning caused by the presence of botulinus toxin produced by Clostridium botulinum bacteria. Cases in humans are usually associated with raw or improperly preserved foods, especially cured meats. Symptoms include nausea, vomiting, cramps, diarrhea, vomiting, fatigue, dizziness, vision problems and headache; severe cases may progress to symmetrical paralysis.

To summarize,

Bon appetit!

 

[jh1]

Botulism?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

<----- You moving back and forth between reality


and a Kabong from me as well.

 

[from zero]

life-threatening

Now that's my kind of bacteria!

 

[WODIN]

Lmao!!!

 

[SoreArms]

butt-o-lism

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Once that festering turkey sandwich from last Friday reaches your intestines, you won't need to look it up anymore, you'll know exactly what it means.

And it wasn't botany you assplant.

I tried to grow an ass plant once. Forgot to germinate the seeds and watered it for a month for no good reason.

 

[TheProject]

Hey, no stealing my botulism joke!

Dammit.

 

[Seashell]

What botulism joke?

 

[powerslave]

Hey, no stealing my botulism joke!

Dammit.

You have jokes? Who knew?

 

[from zero]

You have jokes? Who knew?

Oh snap.

 

[TheProject]

What botulism joke?

Hang on, I'll see if I can find it.

Powerslave, I only have a couple, so I guard them jealously. Especially after JerseyArtCarney took away all my grammar jokes.

I'm hurting here. Basically all I have left is making fun of From Zero. Admittedly, there's an endless well of material there, but I like to diversify.

 

[TheProject]

Found it!

http://www.expertpcsupport.com/forum/showthread.php?t=298495

It's From Zero's Odd Ailment thread, for those of you who are not Plat.