Seashell

[Buddy_Christ]

thank you and you're welcome.

 

[Seashell]

Nice avatar!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

 

[from zero]

LOL!!
You are merciless bor.

 

[Seashell]

Damn you bbq!

If it wasn't for the fact that you want me so much, I might eventually start to get offended.

 

[Dial_tone]

sugar-free jello?

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I assure you that I can feel nothing one way or the other in terms of sexual attraction - my nuts have packed up and are apparently vacationing somewhere nice at the moment. Perhaps Vale, I hear the skiing there is to die for.

That leaves my creative mind in charge, and it sees everyone posting up about how hot you are - therefore I can only assume that there is a Byronic flaw (such is how life works) - in this case your huge thighs which never make it into pics.

Also, it gives me a reason to think of other words that are synonyms to "flabby".

 

[Buddy_Christ]

If it wasn't for the fact that you want me so much, I might eventually start to get offended.

so if someone wants you bad enough, they can't offend you?

i'm glad i know that now

 

[lilbob1]

seashell's avatar looks great we all would like to see more.

 

[Seashell]

I assure you that I can feel nothing one way or the other in terms of sexual attraction - my nuts have packed up and are apparently vacationing somewhere nice at the moment. Perhaps Vale, I hear the skiing there is to die for.

That leaves my creative mind in charge, and it sees everyone posting up about how hot you are - therefore I can only assume that there is a Byronic flaw (such is how life works) - in this case your huge thighs which never make it into pics.

Also, it gives me a reason to think of other words that are synonyms to "flabby".

LOL Well damn, there goes that fantasy.

Though there are pics of my massive jiggling thighs, it would ruin the fun if I showed them to you now. Also, that wouldn't disprove your theory (female + computer programming = henious), you'd likely decide it was another bodypart, like perhaps my recently mentioned hammer toes.

All that aside, I still say, you are a weirdo.

 

[Dial_tone]

so if someone wants you bad enough, they can't offend you?

i'm glad i know that now

Dude, if that's the case I got a Get Out Of Jail Free card for life. LOL

 

[Seashell]

so if someone wants you bad enough, they can't offend you?

i'm glad i know that now

LOL, I was being sarcastic when I said he wanted me, but he doesn't offend me because he's never seen my thighs.

So you still have to behave.

 

[BileStew]

Though there are pics of my massive jiggling thighs, .

Autograph them for me.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

So you still have to behave.

wait a second....how can you tell me to behave when you're the one instigating my behavior? explain THAT!