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Scotland is put on warning!
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JayC9
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Sometimes go running with a Glaswegian, after a year of knowing him I still can't understand half of what he's says. Speaks at machine gun pace, gave up asking him to repeat himself a long time ago. He has a unique sense of humor.
Some of the guys organize a dirt run which is strictly a men only run in the jungle then back to a short-time place where they get pissed, draw numbers for girls and generally misbehave under the innocent guise of a hash run, a huge wink wink nudge nudge say no more affair. The same guys also do other runs where their partners and family are present. After the run they always have a circle and where you can get up and take the piss out of others and make them sit on ice and down beers etc.
Anyways, our resident Glaswegian is pissed mortal, grabs the conch and spills the beans on the whole dirt run while all their wives and girlfriends are sitting there. His spiel had me rolling around, the women were listening to all the sordid details, who got sucked off by this slut, who got wanked off by that slut, who got the young sexy girl, who got the fat ugly whore etc etc and then they look over at their partners who're mostly wearing dirt run t-shirts, complete pandemonium ensued.
Do you have a strong accent?
Some of the guys organize a dirt run which is strictly a men only run in the jungle then back to a short-time place where they get pissed, draw numbers for girls and generally misbehave under the innocent guise of a hash run, a huge wink wink nudge nudge say no more affair. The same guys also do other runs where their partners and family are present. After the run they always have a circle and where you can get up and take the piss out of others and make them sit on ice and down beers etc.
Anyways, our resident Glaswegian is pissed mortal, grabs the conch and spills the beans on the whole dirt run while all their wives and girlfriends are sitting there. His spiel had me rolling around, the women were listening to all the sordid details, who got sucked off by this slut, who got wanked off by that slut, who got the young sexy girl, who got the fat ugly whore etc etc and then they look over at their partners who're mostly wearing dirt run t-shirts, complete pandemonium ensued.
Do you have a strong accent?
