I would climb the deepest river,
Swim the highest mountain,
I'd wash my feet in lemonade if that'll do the trick!
I would dip my pig in butter,
And ride him 'round a playground.
If I thought it'd make you love me,
I'd put soup on a stick!
Soup on a stick!
I know a girl named Zoe,
who lived in Chicagoe.
She moved to Buffaloe where it's snowy,
but that's another stowy!
Zoe had a sister,
And I could not resist her!
I tried one time to kiss her, but I missed her!
And that's how I met Zoe!
And I'd climb the deepest river,
Swim the highest mountain,
I'd even clean my room if I thought that would do the trick!
I'd trade underwear with Zorak,
Or give up eating donuts,
If I thought it'd make you love me,
I'd put soup on a stick!
Where's my pineapple?
I'm going to my room!