sawastea reporting in from bran90210 screenname...

[bran987]

what's up fools? sawastea reporting in from brans cell phone. I will be in charge and will band anyone who makes fun of me...anywho, we're drinking some vodka and heading to the bar shortly...

 

[wootoom]

u guys starting off at the gay bar?

 

[sawastea]

 

[Spartacus]

fags the lot of you

 

[perkele]

No voihan vittu.

 

[bran987]

band

 

[hamstershaver]

lol at sawastea trying to get bran drunk already so that he can take advantage of him

 

[Raptorex]

Hi guys, have a great nite and remember to snap one on.

 

[SoreArms]

poor bran, so young and gullible

 

[Gambino]

the innocent persian is gonna be corrupted by the big city gay crowd

 

[Mr. dB]

Where are the pictures?

 

[blut wump]

Will the real Bran please stand up.

 

[Gymgurl]

I want to know who is the receiver of this gay fest

 

[SoKlueles]

BRAN when he asks you to bend over and pick up the fork he dropped
DONT DO IT
just run

 

[jackangel]

now they're sharing accounts too.

^

 

[KillahBee]

holy shit. letting another man use your username may be more gay than licking his balloon knot.

so, you guys are 2 for 2

 

[*MissFit*]

does his gf know he is using his persian pole on another

 

[bran987]

does his gf know he is using his persian pole on another

holy shit, my new treo pwnd me last night from the strip club

 

[bran987]

sawastea is passed out, we were out till 4am he doesn't have to be at work until 1pm or something.

 

[KillahBee]

any pics branny? of strippers I mean

 

[swole]

me and dunk were definitely this gay a few days ago















































































psych

 

[stilleto]

holy shit, my new treo pwnd me last night from the strip club

Chippendales?

 

[bran987]

any pics branny? of strippers I mean

no but my girlfriend hates me so you can guess what happened.

 

[hamstershaver]

no but my girlfriend hates me so you can guess what happened.

you could only get it up for sawastea?

 

[stilleto]

no but my girlfriend hates me so you can guess what happened.

you had a threesome and sawastea is bigger than you?

 

[KillahBee]

no but my girlfriend hates me so you can guess what happened.

Sawastea took you for a leisurely stroll down the hershey highway?

 

[bran987]

you could only get it up for sawastea?

lol. my phone broadcast the entire night with this stripper to my girlfriend's cell phone, she wasn't even that hot. I didn't do anything physical, mainly just said stuff you wouldn't want to hear your significant other to say to other people. I'm sending her flowers now, feel guilty. sawastea and I will have to wait until wednesday to try again and for me to learn how to do "key lock" on my new phone.

 

[stilleto]

Sawastea introduced you to the "happier" side of life and you decided to stay?

 

[jackangel]

sawastea and I will have to wait until wednesday to try again

 

[KillahBee]

lol. my phone broadcast the entire night with this stripper to my girlfriend's cell phone, she wasn't even that hot. I didn't do anything physical, mainly just said stuff you wouldn't want to hear your significant other to say to other people. I'm sending her flowers now, feel guilty. sawastea and I will have to wait until wednesday to try again and for me to learn how to do "key lock" on my new phone.

wait, for real? dude. I mean, dude. and sending her flowers? is she that gullible?

 

[bran987]

wait, for real? dude. I mean, dude. and sending her flowers? is she that gullible?

no. she's a lawyer. trying to appeal to the like... i dunno, feminine flower thing (basically i'm desparate yeah). this was a big deal, her and I relationship won't be quite the same now. she is really hurt. she's really nice, it might even be over. I tried to say ohhh just had a buddy in town I was just showing him a good time showing off trying to be cool, but she doesn't buy it.

 

[Raina]

lol How do you accidentally send her that? Not so slick....make sure you two use lots of lube. I don't want you go return and post about various backside injuries.

 

[bran987]

lol How do you accidentally send her that? Not so slick....make sure you two use lots of lube. I don't want you go return and post about various backside injuries.

got a new phone didn't realize needed to lock the keypad raina.

so I fucked myself, yeah. fuck you guys. fuck. shit.

 

[Raina]

I suppose it depends on the girl. If that happened to me I'd just laugh and say "darn kid" and hang up.

 

[bran987]

I suppose it depends on the girl. If that happened to me I'd just laugh and say "darn kid" and hang up.

if only we were all dating raina or something

 

[bran987]

I suppose it depends on the girl. If that happened to me I'd just laugh and say "darn kid" and hang up.

oh here's the good part. the send key was stuck or something. everytime she hung up it called her back. until 4am.

 

[bran987]

whatever, hope sawastea had fun in dallas so far. i'm gonna get a couple more hours sleep.

 

[SoKlueles]

did she think u were throwing your visit to the stripclub in her face?
omg bran, not good bro material at all

 

[KillahBee]

lmfao, branny. I know it's not funny, but it is. for me.

not much you can do here if you really wanna stay with this broad. your only option is to basically eat shit and take everything she gives you until it dies down.

OR end it and go back to that strip joint. pick up an 8 ball on the way down and get yourself some crazy girl sex.

 

[stilleto]

branny- i'm sorry.
what kind of stuff did she hear? was it about her?

if not, make sure you point that out- you were just showing off in front of your faggyass friend so he knew you weren't like him.

 

[sawastea]

lol @ stories...I just woke up, fucking blanked out after 2 a.m.. The night went like this;

Bran came over to the hotel and we started pounding redbulls and vodkas while sawastea got into bran's acct and deleted posts and scoped the mod forum (which I already have access to). We made fun of hamstershaver and a few others and went to this part called West End in downtown. It was dead so we headed to Greenville, where we got a fucking HUGe glass of vodka/tonic and a pitcher of coors. everything therafter was hazy. We went to a nudie bar afterwards but were there for like 5min. Somehow Bran's btother and gfriend were there, not sure what happened. Then they took us to another nudie bar and I was passed out in the car. When we arrived I woke up and had my second wind. We were there for like 2-3 hrs and that's where Bran's pone p3n3d him, maybe forever. We had like 2-3 lap dances each and when we got home, there were 4 messages from his girlfriend, I listened to them all and she was like 'if you're smart you'll never call back' and blah blah blah. I talked to her on the phone, completely drunk off of my ass (she sounded hawt, I'd probably hit it). Anywho, I smoothed her down and when I put Bran on the phone, he heated her up again by saying some stupid shit. I said if you need me, knock, and I departed to bed. I just woke up.

 

[hamstershaver]

klu would definately fall for the flower routine
with your chick you may need to buy jewlrey

 

[hamstershaver]

We made fun of hamstershaver

 

[KillahBee]

klu would definately fall for the flower routine
with your chick you may need to buy jewlrey

nah dood, turn the tables. tell that chick to fuck right the hell off and stop calling her. she'll come back.

 

[hamstershaver]

lmao at brans gf yelling at him for getting lap dances

 

[hamstershaver]

nah dood, turn the tables. tell that chick to fuck right the hell off and stop calling her. she'll come back.

damn thats good, i may need to try that next time
no cost either, i like that

 

[KillahBee]

lmfao at Bran "saying things" to the stripper. like what dude? I didn't think you had it in you...

"Grind on that Persian love pole, you filthy bottomless hole of emotion"

"You see that car out there - yeah, that's right. all me, little piggy. maybe if you're good I'll let you sit in the back seat"

"Stop grinding on my dick. grind my Treo. ride it and tell me how good my investor rating is and how hot it gets you"

"My stock is rising, baby. Rising fast"

 

[manny78]

You guys make Liberace look like a n00b....

 

[sawastea]

lol @ kb's quotes...

I don't recall exactly what was said but a 'happy ending' was in order...

OMG, I remember polishing off a liter of vodka and then drinking a pint of odka at the bar...I feel fucking dumb. I'm hungry as fuck and theres no food here

Anywho when I regroup I'll be hitting up the city toniht.

Bran, what was the name of the final nudie bar? Biteme, you missed out bor.

 

[Lestat]

I want to see a swole/dunk/sawastea/bran meatup.. that shit would be huge!

 

[hamstershaver]

lmfao at Bran "saying things" to the stripper. like what dude? I didn't think you had it in you...

"Grind on that Persian love pole, you filthy bottomless hole of emotion"

"You see that car out there - yeah, that's right. all me, little piggy. maybe if you're good I'll let you sit in the back seat"

"Stop grinding on my dick. grind my Treo. ride it and tell me how good my investor rating is and how hot it gets you"

"My stock is rising, baby. Rising fast"

 

[sawastea]

I want to see a swole/dunk/sawastea/bran meetup.. that shit would be huge!

Agreed. Any meet-up where sawastea attends is always an important event.

 

[bran987]

lol @ kb's quotes...

I don't recall exactly what was said but a 'happy ending' was in order...

OMG, I remember polishing off a liter of vodka and then drinking a pint of odka at the bar...I feel fucking dumb. I'm hungry as fuck and theres no food here

Anywho when I regroup I'll be hitting up the city toniht.

Bran, what was the name of the final nudie bar? Biteme, you missed out bor.

yeah i'm rolling to whataburger. homemade protein bars are making me want to puke right now. time for a fatty mcfatty burger or something.

right now the dehydration/starvation is making my abs look awesome! sweet!

final nudie bar was: the clubhouse.

 

[The Shadow]

Bran...bran...bran...

 

[awittyusername]

I bet $1,000 Bran blames his behavior on the January Effect

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol. my phone broadcast the entire night with this stripper to my girlfriend's cell phone, she wasn't even that hot. I didn't do anything physical, mainly just said stuff you wouldn't want to hear your significant other to say to other people. I'm sending her flowers now, feel guilty. sawastea and I will have to wait until wednesday to try again and for me to learn how to do "key lock" on my new phone.

wtf how does it broadcast?

i say shit all the time to people i dont mean,

 

[Dunk]

I want to see a swole/dunk/sawastea/bran meatup.. that shit would be huge!

ill bring da beers. ill bring da beers.

 

[Sub-Zero]

got a new phone didn't realize needed to lock the keypad raina.

so I fucked myself, yeah. fuck you guys. fuck. shit.

how does it broadcast the night to her though, i dont get it, like it was on speakerphone to her?

or u accidentally dialed her and she was listening to the whole night

elaborate

 

[Sub-Zero]

I suppose it depends on the girl. If that happened to me I'd just laugh and say "darn kid" and hang up.

yeah, but no offense but because of particular circumstances ur opinion doesnt apply to wholesome relationships

 

[sawastea]

or u accidentally dialed her and she was listening to the whole night

Basically, yes. He got a Treo 700w and it needs a key lock b/c it has a touchpad interface. When people call me it sometimes automatically answers b/c it touches the 'answer' button.

 

[hamstershaver]

bran pwned by tech

 

[awittyusername]

bran pwned by tech

Bran is selling his stock in Motorola now

 

[jnevin]

That would be kind of a tough hole to dig yourself out of. At least it happened with a quality pigfucking piece of garbage so there are no regrets.

 

[SoreArms]

poor bran, so young and so gullible

 

[Lestat]

ill bring da beers. ill bring da beers.

You'er in charge of the snow bro.

 

[Mr. dB]

This is the funniest/saddest/most awesome/most pathetic thing I've ever read.

 

[tiger88]

does bran have a hairy backside?

 

[*MissFit*]

does this shit only happen to men

 

[Dunk]

You'er in charge of the snow bro.

im hanging up now. prank caller...PRANK CALLER!!

 

[chewyxrage]

"Stop grinding on my dick. grind my Treo. ride it and tell me how good my investor rating is and how hot it gets you"

.....holy shit, lmfao!

I think that's sig worthy

 

[sawastea]

i just got back from my fucking seminar and I'm heading to the bar to get wasted.

 

[hamstershaver]

bump for updates

 

[KillahBee]

update:

sawastea is having trouble walking and bran is in the corner of the shower in the fetal position crying

 

[jackangel]

update:

sawastea is having trouble walking and bran is in the corner of the shower in the fetal position crying

lmao

bran getting own3d more than a slave family

 

[*MissFit*]

update:

sawastea is having trouble walking and bran is in the corner of the shower in the fetal position crying

does he have cock in his mouth

 

[hamstershaver]

update:

sawastea is having trouble walking and bran is in the corner of the shower in the fetal position crying

sounds like its going as expected then