Saw Harry Potter 3.

[AAP]

It sucked.


The first two kicked it's ass.


They should fire the director.



It was so boring that I sat there leaking protein farts on the sly and darting my eyes around to see the reaction to them. One lady 2 rows down actually sniffed her popcorn and then sat the bag down in the seat besides her and never touched it again.
I was so proud of these farts. They sort of hung in the air to descend upon you and cllllinnnnnnggggggg to you like a needy ex-girlfriend.

When the lights came on, I had to resist the urge to jump and yell...















IT WAS ME!!!

 

[jerkbox]

lol.....i thought it was pretty good...the dementors were cool

 

[AAP]

My dementors were better than the ones on screen. They flew around the theater too. You could tell they were effective. Once they went up the nose, the victim sat there blinking while hallucinating that the characters on the screen where doing tiger88 talk.

 

[Bobber]

My roomy tried to get me to go and see it with them tonight...I would rather watch the Astros.

BTW, way to shoot out the low flying mud ducks.

 

[jerkbox]

i can only imagine......


it was probably a packed theatre too, i wonder if there is a spell to counter that

 

[Razorguns]

There was no magic in this one. Prolly cuz of the new actor.

I definately didn't feel "whisked away to some wonderful far away land!".

It was kinda boring I agree. Almost felt like they were running out of storylines now.

The box office numbers will agree when the figures PLUMMET this coming weekend. All the money they made is from people running to the movie to check it out.

 

[SoKlueles]

I still wanna see it, Even Rogers and Ebert coudlnt keep me away .......i know one of the dudes died but i cant think of the new dudes name

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I still wanna see it, Even Rogers and Ebert coudlnt keep me away .......i know one of the dudes died but i cant think of the new dudes name

Siskel is the one who died

 

[AAP]

The dementors were nothing but cheap rip offs. The looked like watered down ring wraiths from LOTR. And their soul sucking was nothing but a rip off of Shang Tsung's from Mortal Kombat.

 

[jestros]

The dementors were nothing but cheap rip offs. The looked like watered down ring wraiths from LOTR. And their soul sucking was nothing but a rip off of Shang Tsung's from Mortal Kombat.

Well, if you look at it, most everything in the series is ripped off from somewhere.
Theres a kids book series from the 70's called the worst witch. Its a witch boarding school in a big old castle, and they have different kinds of witchy classes. And of course it would take forever to list the things that were taken from Tolkien. Shit even her name seems like a bite, J. R. Rowling? J. R. R. Tolkien!
But besides all that, my 10 year old loves the movies and books, and it's pretty cool compared to some of the crap out there for kids.
There first time I saw #3 I was pissed how much it changed. Then second time I got dragged to it I liked it alot better.
They already started filming #4, and it has a new director.

 

[Nubly]

i liked it. it had a bit of a darker touch to it than the previews two. and i dont see how they are running out of stories to tell, since they are based on books that are on the market. also, i thought the news said that this movie made more than the other two?

 

[Code]

There's a wizard school in Tolkien's books?

Try to get an 8 year old to read the Hobbit, it'll be dropped like textbook.

Well, if you look at it, most everything in the series is ripped off from somewhere.
Theres a kids book series from the 70's called the worst witch. Its a witch boarding school in a big old castle, and they have different kinds of witchy classes. And of course it would take forever to list the things that were taken from Tolkien. Shit even her name seems like a bite, J. R. Rowling? J. R. R. Tolkien!
But besides all that, my 10 year old loves the movies and books, and it's pretty cool compared to some of the crap out there for kids.
There first time I saw #3 I was pissed how much it changed. Then second time I got dragged to it I liked it alot better.
They already started filming #4, and it has a new director.

 

[jestros]

There's a wizard school in Tolkien's books?

Try to get an 8 year old to read the Hobbit, it'll be dropped like textbook.

LOL, no, there's a wizard school in the worst witch. I suggest reading a post before quoting it.
And although the HP series is not very origional, they are good stories, and I'm glad my daughter likes them.

 

[Code]

LOL, I have the book, The Worst Witch.

Has your daughter read the Shadowmancer books?

LOL, no, there's a wizard school in the worst witch. I suggest reading a post before quoting it.
And although the HP series is not very origional, they are good stories, and I'm glad my daughter likes them.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

It was so boring that I sat there leaking protein farts on the sly and darting my eyes around to see the reaction to them. One lady 2 rows down actually sniffed her popcorn and then sat the bag down in the seat besides her and never touched it again.
I was so proud of these farts. They sort of hung in the air to descend upon you and cllllinnnnnnggggggg to you like a needy ex-girlfriend.

 

[Razorguns]

they better hurry up and film the sequel. the kids are soon not gonna be "kids" anymore -- and how much longer can harry ignore the ever-increasing breast size and hotness of meneari?

 

[Code]

Fortunately, the storylines allow the kids to age. It's not like it's the Simpsons or Webster.

they better hurry up and film the sequel. the kids are soon not gonna be "kids" anymore -- and how much longer can harry ignore the ever-increasing breast size and hotness of meneari?

 

[solidg]

saw 1 and 2

dumb

im not gonna see 3

just dumb

 

[jestros]

LOL, I have the book, The Worst Witch.

Has your daughter read the Shadowmancer books?

No, but I'll put them on the library list, thanks.

 

[Wynn]

they better hurry up and film the sequel. the kids are soon not gonna be "kids" anymore -- and how much longer can harry ignore the ever-increasing breast size and hotness of meneari?

Hermione's size will be a reason to keep coming back. We can take bets on if she'll be a B, C, or DD by the seventh movie.

 

[AAP]

oh yeah... and what the fuck kind of werewolf was that? did anyone else think it looked like Michael Jackson? devoid of hair and facial features.

 

[Razorguns]

Yeah, but in her novels -- Harry doesn't become some wild thrill-seeking teenager. He's still a innocent charming little boy wizard. Plus the older he gets -- harder it is to grab their demographic of little kids. Teens aren't their main draw. Teens want to see tits and ass and Wayans comedy type shit.

Magic takes a backseat when puberty kicks in. With that said -- expect Harry to be pokin' Hermoine in the next movie. Oh yeah!!!

Yeah that werewolf was totally geigh. The van helsing one was WAY better. I was WTF??? Mr Anorexic werewolf here???

 

[Devastation]

1&2 were good. 3 blew ass like aap

 

[AAP]

the werewolf looked like a mutated kangaroo

 

[Dakotah]

it wasnt as good as the first two but alright

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Yep... the 3rd one kind of sucked ass. I liked the darker general tone and the Dementors were cool, but it seemed like the director was ready to wrap things up so fast at the end that it made little sense. I can't put my finger on it, but something was lacking. I did find myself a little anxious and bored, but that could have been the EQ.

 

[Nubly]

i didnt find anything wrong with the werewolf. similar to how some comic book artists draw them