Saw a FKRELGIN license plate today.

[dabuffguy]

I was so furious, that I rammed my car against his and killed him. I was so mad.

 

[bw1]

What?

 

[jnevin]

Your poor car.

 

[Beachboy6294]

Lmao!!!!

 

[dabuffguy]

Your poor car.

I'm rich with good insuarance. I just had to kill that athiest guy because he made me so furious that he dare say anything against religion. What a scumbag.

 

[jnevin]

I'm rich with good insuarance. I just had to kill that athiest guy because he made me so furious that he dare say anything against religion. What a scumbag.

Your premium must be a bitch if there's a vehicular assault clause.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I was so furious, that I rammed my car against his and killed him. I was so mad.

So it was you that killed that no brain, sissy ass, pole smoking, sheep fvking scumbag?


Good job!

 

[dabuffguy]

Your premium must be a bitch if there's a vehicular assault clause.

Well, I got away amd since I have the local govt in my pocket, I got away with it, and his dead ass's insurance gets to pay for my new car

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

What? Is this chicagostacks alter?

 

[needtogetarmy]

I saw a license plate the other day that said "FATALONE" I looked at it and say FATAL ONE. But when I looked at it again it also spelled out FAT ALONE. I tried to get a peak at the driver to see if she was a fattie and all alone but she drive off.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Serves that godless heathen right. I drove by right after you left and flipped the smoldering wreckage off.

... although I have to say that wasn't very Christian of you. Now you must repent. Say ten Hail Mary's and gargle with holy water, now call 1-800-SAVEMYSOUL and whip out your creditcard for a monthly recurring donation of $39.95 to Jim Baker and you should be good to go...

I think I included more than one religious joke/stereotype in there. Surely I succeeded in offending AT LEAST 3 people!!!

So feel free to lambast me for "proudly displaying my religious/non-religious pride" and I will promptly post up a thread "laughing about it" with righteous indignation.

 

[jnevin]

Serves that godless heathen right. I drove by right after you left and flipped the smoldering wreckage off.

... although I have to say that wasn't very Christian of you. Now you must repent. Say ten Hail Mary's and gargle with holy water, now call 1-800-SAVEMYSOUL and whip out your creditcard for a monthly recurring donation of $39.95 to Jim Baker and you should be good to go...

I think I included more than one religious joke/stereotype in there. Surely I succeeded in offending AT LEAST 3 people!!!

So feel free to lambast me for "proudly displaying my religious/non-religious pride" and I will promptly post up a thread "laughing about it" with righteous indignation.

You forgot to throw pork at someone. Just to cover all of the one god religions.

 

[sugashane]

I was so furious, that I rammed my car against his and killed him. I was so mad.

Nice.

 

[Bikini Mod]

You forgot to throw pork at someone. Just to cover all of the one god religions.

Will walking across hot coals and lancing my face with a saber cover the act of contrition for that?

 

[Kano]

we should all dis annouce god .. atheist are 100 percent right and anyone that beleives otherwise is just a insane nut job bible thumping looney.. now a atheist wont say that to your face .. but thats what they are thinking ololololol

 

[Bikini Mod]

we should all dis annouce god .. atheist are 100 percent right and anyone that beleives otherwise is just a insane nut job bible thumping looney.. now a atheist wont say that to your face .. but thats what they are thinking ololololol

All the aetheists have no issue e-saying it to the e-faces on elite...

Interesting point.

How many aetheists walk up to people IRL and express the same harsh thoughts in person, to peoples' faces that they do here on elite?

Just curious.... (I think I already know the answer but still it will be funny to see who volunteers what)

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

All the aetheists have no issue e-saying it to the e-faces on elite...

Interesting point.

How many aetheists walk up to people IRL and express the same harsh thoughts in person, to peoples' faces that they do here on elite?

Just curious.... (I think I already know the answer but still it will be funny to see who volunteers what)

You flerging icehole!

I believe in pet worship! My poodle is the savior.