~+~+~Satanic Goatslayer~+~+~

[FrankRizzo]

I am in need of advice.

Tomorrow will be my first wedding anniversary, and I would greatly appreciate some stellar direction on how to make a wonderful, romantic day/evening of it for my wife.

She took the top of our wedding cake out of the freezer to thaw, and I think this was to ensure I didn't forget the anniversary.

 

[spentagn]

bump for sg

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Frank,

You'll have to mind me, I've had a few too many shines. Riding through.

The first anniversary is the most important!

Hands down.

This is where the rules are laid.

Cake?

Rub it all on your face and sing German marching songs to get her in the mood.

When she questions you, and she will, grab a piece of steel and smash her skull in with it.

Of course I don't advocate such actions....I just laugh.

She wants sex.

They all do.

Hard beats with rebar don't change much.

Fuck her vigorousy with your appendage of choice.

OH MY GOD!!!! I AM CUMMING!!!!!!!

TIME TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Break out the scmitar.

Slice to the left.

Erotic roleplaying.

NEIN!

Time to die.

Fake her out with a head shot and slice her right leg off.

Blood.

Drink it.

Start to relish in the fact that you bettered your life for the both of you.

You deserve it.

The best to you Frank,

Satanic Goatslayer

 

[SAGAT]

woe is me, the infidel who had lost all faith in sg..

 

[HansNZ]

Frank,

You'll have to mind me, I've had a few too many shines. Riding through.

The first anniversary is the most important!

Hands down.

This is where the rules are laid.

Cake?

Rub it all on your face and sing German marching songs to get her in the mood.

When she questions you, and she will, grab a piece of steel and smash her skull in with it.

Of course I don't advocate such actions....I just laugh.

She wants sex.

They all do.

Hard beats with rebar don't change much.

Fuck her vigorousy with your appendage of choice.

OH MY GOD!!!! I AM CUMMING!!!!!!!

TIME TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Break out the scmitar.

Slice to the left.

Erotic roleplaying.

NEIN!

Time to die.

Fake her out with a head shot and slice her right leg off.

Blood.

Drink it.

Start to relish in the fact that you bettered your life for the both of you.

You deserve it.

The best to you Frank,

Satanic Goatslayer

You're one sick puppy!

 

[FrankRizzo]

LOL, that was stellar indeed.