Satanic Goatslayer....

[Sailor_Girl]

There's no FedEx in my village.....how bout UPS?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

They've got me blacklisted.

Oh well. Easy come easy go.

 

[ROIDJUNKIE]

Tie him up and render him unconscious. Now send him to me via Fed-Ex.

NO SOURCE POSTING

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Don't tell the mods. They got me last week for the formaldehyde source.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

I heard they got Wodin for Viagra.

 

[ROIDJUNKIE]

Do not buy dead humans on the web...........If you do make sure you write RETURN TO SENDER on there forehead and wait a few days when they come in the mail

 

[satanic goatslayer]

That's just common sense. Also, NEVER sign for a dead body.