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Satanic Goatslayer..............I'm callin' u out!

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supersizeme said:
I just spoke with the goatplayah. He is currently fashioning a shiny new garrotte to place around your necks and execute all of you that are posting on this thread. He also said to have a good day and that he enjoys stabbing things.


OOOooooOOOOOOO............YAY! Tell him to get his ranchy, hairy, dirty, scabby ass over here!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRR.........................:mad:

or all HELL will break loose, and demons will roam the earth.
 
Speak of the devil, me and pauly were just discussing the sale of your body and soul to me. Me, I say. Me.

You are going to be thrown into a first class crate and shipped to me via a rusty chinese junk, which will take approximately three weeks. You will be fed intravenously by Mr. Sang Hung Choy, who is a licensed castrator.

Upon your arrival, you will find accomodation in my barn, where you will sleep with the chickens. Maybe then you will know where that chicken is at. I have a P.A system installed, but it only plays Roxette, so you will have to learn to love it. Hello, you fool.

Daily floggings, violations, and manual labour will become your schedule. It gets better with time - you can ask Old Man Rodriguez, who has been with my farm for many years, hence the name.

Once you have paid your debt to me, you are free to go - to the grave.

Sound peachy keen superiffic?

I thought so.

Until then - I hope you suffer in agony,

Satanic Goatslayer
 
'Bout fuckin' time SG.............sounds good to me............when u sendin' the plane tickets??

Oh yeah, does it have to be Roxette? Can it be Pat Benetar instead???
 
Ha ha ha.........................Satanic Goatslayer is a match for ........hmmm, thats a good question. But I don't think he has sex............................
 
Mmmmmmm...........thats a nice word, brings icky thoughts to mind, but to each his own!
 
EH, all right :( I missed Wednesday, I'm goin tonight...............gonna show all them biatches up, ya know? ha ha ha............I'm sure my 108lbs will scare 'em!

How 'bout yourself??
 
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