Satanic Goat Slayer for Texas State Executioner Job!

[Laserdude]

In light of the evil done this last week in Texas by the mother who murdered her children by drowning them one at a time, I believe we should have a poll here about SGS becoming the States Head Executioner. All in favor say AYE!!!!

 

[Laserdude]

I am going to bump on this, the man is way qualified and he enjoys his work. What more do you need?


This poll is offered for all members, not just members who reside in Texas.

Bump!!!!

 

[MrMuscle]

nah..to boring for him...he doesnt get to skin anybody..just press the bloody button...

and she wont get executed anyway...they will say she was insane in the act and give her a nice polstered room somewhere

 

[TxCollegeguy]

I voted for him....I think she will be executed in light of the premeditation she admitted too

 

[Laserdude]

Well so far at this point it is 100% on the issue of SGS
being the appointed the best canidate for the job.

The laws regarding execution will have to be changed for him to even consider the job. He will have to have poetic license to fit the execution to the crime.

We will be watching for the updated votes for the next 5 days.

 

[Laserdude]

Hey SGS, How come you haven't volenteered for the job? Hell, we'll even change the law so you can do it your way. You get paid do to what you and you alone can do only so well....

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I would take the job in an instant, provided that they change the procedures a slight bit.

#1) Executions shall take no less than 2 hours to complete.

#2) Cruel and unusual punishment will be put into effect immediately.

#3) Mandatory playing of Air Supply during executions.

#4) Any screams, moans etc by the prisoner will be taken as encouragement to crush their skull in a vice.

If these simple changes were to be implemented, I would be more than happy to take the job.

 

[liftsiron]

No work there anymore, try for the fed job things are really starting to pick up. All hail the executioner in chief.

 

[Laserdude]

All right, the Oval office has given me the authority to meet SGS demands. We have a new way past the cruel and unusual, we are going to issue a report showing that the founding fathers spilt some ale on the early documents on the developing bill of rights. It will show in the report that they really meant was Cool and Reasonable punishment. This is what we use to get our way.

Cool and reasonable is the way to go for her.

 

[Laserdude]

That's it, we have a land slide 100% AYE and 0% NAY.

We do her next month in the sentancing phase skip the trial and just head right to the death chamber. SGS when do you want to fly in to do your particular brand of justice? We need to book ahead for the lowest airfare.



Later

Laserdude.