Samoth

[HANSEL]

Hey bro I heard The Count escaped prison! Can you confirm this?

 

[VitalRemains]

It's true. Count Chocula escaped from Prison and was quickly taken back into custody when he was caught giving Dani Filth a rimjob

 

[samoth]

Hey bro I heard The Count escaped prison! Can you confirm this?

Nothing I have heard about. One of the guys is close to/is out of prison (Varg, Faust, Nodtveidt... don't recall which one). If you don't live in the US, you will almost certainly hear of it before me.

If you hear anything more, let me know! I will do likewise.

VitalRemains -- LOL!

 

[VitalRemains]

It was in the Metal news quite a bit. Pretty much heres the gist: He left Prison on released and never returned. Carjacked someone and was quickly caught. Said he was leaving Norway to join the French Foreign Legion. Rest assured folks, he's in custody again now and back in Jail. Your Churches are safe.

 

[samoth]

Yep, just got the news from a friend today, since I'm back in town for the holiday. Vital's right.
Also, it seems Christian was carrying quite a large amount of firearms and ammunition in the car as well.
He was released from prison for the day because he was moved to minimum security.
I heard about the French Legion part too... I would like to hear more about that part, as I do not know anything of the French Legion et al.

I didn't think to check the internet news at all... I trust the internet about as much as I trust the word of Bill Zebub from The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds.

 

[HANSEL]

nice, thanks for the update guys.

Man Norse prisons are great! You can leave on the weekends for alcohol and women, relax all day...free room and board.