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SALMA fn HAYEK alert

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You must spread some Karma around before giving it to perkele again.
 
NJjuice22 said:
Her accent annoys the living hell out of me, i could only keep a hard on if she didnt talk.

Her accent could be worse. It could be a Bostonian accent.
 
NJjuice22 said:
Her accent annoys the living hell out of me, i could only keep a hard on if she didnt talk.

#2 Reaosn leaded paint is gone
 
The Shadow said:
..and you are the reason why leaded paint was taken off the market
eh? I never ate paint chips....
She was hot, once.
 
NJjuice22 said:
leaded????.....your a real bright one buddy.


..your point is???

You do realize that Lead was an additive in paint to reduce the growth of mildew???

...it was taken off the market b/c too many children were eating the paint that had chiiped away and were geting brain lesions.
 
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The Shadow said:
..your point is???

You do realize that Lead was an additive in paint to reduce the growth of mildew???

...it was taken off the market b/c too many children were eating the paint that had chiiped away and were geting brain lesions.



lol...no shit sherlock..i was just sayiing its lead paint not leaded paint...
 
NJjuice22 said:
lol...no shit sherlock..i was just sayiing its lead paint not leaded paint...

hey..I tried to give you an easy out...lol
 
The Shadow said:
tell me what has changed.
She's gotten fatter and her face has alot more wrinkles.
Her hips are bigger. She is almost 40.
 
DUDe.....


lol


those pics of her int he orange are VERY recent.....


..you must be thinkoing of her in Frida
 
The Shadow said:
LO

he says that like he personally knows...



No I don't know her personally but had to babysit her one night after Selma's premier of After the Sunset.

She ain't shit compared to Selma.
 
Sigmund Roid said:
thumbs and schlong up for Selma!


Catered a party for a Rodriguez picture party in Phoenix some years back. Salma was there, chilled in the kitchen for a while with me and Jeff Fahey (damn his eyes).

She was very cool, knows some food lore and has a fucking beautiful accent, so fuck the haters.



She is uber-doable.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
Penelope Cruz is sick, fucking hawt...

she is a stick - no curves. and she looks like a little mouse.

salma has curves AND a beautiful face. she is close to perfect my man.
 
Salma is the one celeb I'd do over any other. She is incredibly hot. Mentioning her in the same sentence with Penelope Cruz is laughable.
 
F*ck Selma Hayek....

September 2003 -- Salma Hayek says she's still single because she has yet to meet a man with more balls than her.
The 37-year-old star of Once Upon A Time in Mexico told Austrian magazine Woman she wants to settle down and start a family but has not yet found the right man.

She said: "My mum's always asking me: "When will you finally get married?" And I always say: "When I find a man who has more balls than me".

The actress, who says she has come close to marriage four times, added: "What worries me the most is that most men are so weak. Because of that they act like they don't care and like machos - because they are too fragile inside.

"They're scared of confrontation and afraid of so many things. And because of this they build up their life so they have to deal with their feelings as little as possible."

The star, who is currently dating Hulk actor Josh Lucas, said her ideal man would be in touch with his feminine side.

She said: "I find feminine men unbelievably sexy. But most men are completely incapable of getting in touch with their feminine side. They don't have the courage to confront this part of their soul."

And she added: "What am I supposed to talk about with a man who doesn't know what it's like to be a woman?"
 
I dont get the appeal. Nothing particularly striking about the woman, and her face does nothing for me.

At least Penelope Cruz has a certain "it" factor. Maybe its the lips, but she would stand out wherever she went
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
She's gotten fatter and her face has alot more wrinkles.
Her hips are bigger. She is almost 40.

Your problem >> Born: 1978

Salma >> 1966


It's not a woman if the age doesn't start with 3.
 
perkele said:
Your problem >> Born: 1978

Salma >> 1966


It's not a woman if the age doesn't start with 3.



And the queen knighted the Perk for his contribution to PWNING the masses.
 
all you Selma haters please tell me at least you also hate ghetto ass bitch J Ho and her not even going to say the words Im thinking way of talking
 
Austin316 said:
all you Selma haters please tell me at least you also hate ghetto ass bitch J Ho and her not even going to say the words Im thinking way of talking

Salma makes Lopez look like Justin Timberlake.
 
bluepeter said:
Salma makes Lopez look like Justin Timberlake.

You and I are on the same page brotha. Out of all the female celebs Salma is at the top of my list by far! She's bangin'! Can't figure out why she was with that Duchebag Ed Norton. So I guess I have a shot!LOL!
 
Makavelli said:
You and I are on the same page brotha. Out of all the female celebs Salma is at the top of my list by far! She's bangin'! Can't figure out why she was with that Duchebag Ed Norton. So I guess I have a shot!LOL!

lmao
 
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