This is so funny. Picture this conversation:
"I cheated on my wife, and that's what caused us to get a divorce. I was banging the babysitter."
"Well, my kid just failed 5th grade, he's going to have to repeat it".
"It hasn't been a problem since I got out of rehab".
"How much do I make? You;re so rude. it;s none of your business. it;s in poor taste".