Salami - click in here OK???

[The Shadow]

Why don't you just leave. By leave, I mean leave your Easy Bake oven, your Midol, your cum soaked poster of Boy George, your membership card to NAMBLA and your pogo stick. But you do need to take that rusty coathanger of yours, stick it up your rectum and abort yourself, that way you will at least die with a smile on your pathetic little bitch-face.

You wanna insult - I got all day bitch.

 

[TheSalami]

woohoo!!!! in a couple of months i will be able to bump this thread to honor thesalami!!!

 

[Star]

I don't want thesalami to leave.

Star

 

[Jax]

keep thesalami....Star, quick do something to get his attention so he doesn't leave

 

[TheSalami]

if things go to plan the salami wont be around too much longer.

 

[HamsterHider]

salami is it your day off today

 

[TheSalami]

nope its my day on. all i have to do today is workout and pack up my shit so ill have plenty of time here. gonna put on a fashion show in my room if anyones interested.

 

[Star]

thesalami dear, You are not leaving me are you?? My little cured meat you are so desirable and I do not know what I would do without you.

Star

 

[TheSalami]

the organization has decided that i have not impacted the board as i should have. they say im getting to know the people too much and im being too nice in general. they are saying they will suicide me and replace me with someone who isnt as friendly.

 

[Body]

the organization has decided that i have not impacted the board as i should have. they say im getting to know the people too much and im being too nice in general. they are saying they will suicide me and replace me with someone who isnt as friendly.

LOL...what a freak...u gotta luv it

 

[TheSalami]

Salami, I think you should be replaced. I mean where the hell did you get "the salami". You have 1000 posts yet no sig nor avatar. And yes you are too friendly. You have to be more like whity. Everyone hates me.

You have to be ruthless.

yes i feel my replacement is inevitable. i was never really a fan of the name salami but it was a spur of the moment decision that i didnt think over. i have a feeling they are sending in a true pro to take my place. someone who will knock everyones socks off because of his pure evilness.

 

[Frackal]

salami will you marry me

 

[TheSalami]

salami will you marry me

i would but i feel that you would always be comparing our love to the one you had with kart. i would feel like im not giving you all that you truly deserve.

 

[TheSalami]

its just a matter of time before i get the phone call telling me to take my cyanide pill.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

I've grown to love and appreciate the salami.

 

[Frackal]

I'm a man baby!

 

[TheSalami]

I've grown to love and appreciate the salami.

would you give the salami a blumpkin?

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Only if I can call you Chester.

 

[TheSalami]

thats a fuckin deal, its blumpkin time baby!!

 

[naturally anabolic]

Why don't you just leave. By leave, I mean leave your Easy Bake oven, your Midol, your cum soaked poster of Boy George, your membership card to NAMBLA and your pogo stick. But you do need to take that rusty coathanger of yours, stick it up your rectum and abort yourself, that way you will at least die with a smile on your pathetic little bitch-face.

You wanna insult - I got all day bitch.

classic

 

[The Shadow]

lol - that was classy I must say

 

[flexed1]

never saw this one. hey I was thinking lets bring back all of the banned members posts for 1 day just to get a taste of our past. this would be a blast.

 

[dballer]

People still give Salami good karma... I remember giving him some a few months ago and his karma was red.

hahahahahahahaa