S.g?

[harmonic]

Do you a the dictionary more than once per week?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

No, but I use a book of homonyms on a daily basis.

I use pliers.

Pliers have a practical use.

 

[harmonic]

Ok buddy, thanks for clearing that up..

Let me be the first to suggest vice grips..

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Thanks for the suggestion, though it'll take many a day of herding (not so much now) to save up for them.