Ryan Bokas tribute thread

[hanselthecaretaker]

-Ryan Bokas blazes trees. Real trees. Literally.
-Ryan Bokas doesn't get high. He just gets higher.
-One time he used the sun to light his blunt....from another galaxy, because ours didn't burn hot enough for it.
-Whenever you hear of a question that doesn't have an answer (does God exist, is there alien life, how did the universe begin, etc). Well, Ryan Bokas has the answer. Either that or the answer already is Ryan Bokas.
-Gambino once had the privilege of toking with Ryan Bokas in 1993. He's still high from that session.

 

[Gambino]

when ryan bokas was born, the national half-nelson average went up three fold

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

When Ryan Bokas is mentioned, everyone trembles in fear. Hence the nearly universal avoidance of this thread.

 

[Smurfy]

When Ryan Bokas is mentioned, everyone trembles in fear. Hence the nearly universal avoidance of this thread.

lol

 

[Gambino]

ryan bokas has been notified of this thread via myspace
hopefully he will grace us with his excellency

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

When Ryan Bokas signed up for myspace the entire site became cool. I wonder what his presence at EF would bring. It's anyone's guess.

 

[Gambino]

When Ryan Bokas signed up for myspace the entire site became cool. I wonder what his presence at EF would bring. It's anyone's guess.

when i hung with him on friday night i mentioned this site and how he should check it out
i sent him a link so we'll see

 

[solidspine]

Ryan Bokas

Never heard of him

 

[Gambino]

Ryan Bokas

Never heard of him

rumor has it his blood may contain the cure for AIDS
too bad he never bleeds

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I heard the name of this site would automatically change to Elite Bokas once he registered.

 

[chewyxrage]

wtf


who is this dude

I googled him and I pretty much just got elite threads, lol

 

[KillahBee]

wtf


who is this dude

I googled him and I pretty much just got elite threads, lol

lol, me too. it took me to this thread right here

I guess it's some closet homo michigan thing

 

[Stefka]

Ryan Bokas 1999?
http://www.mhsaa.com/sports/wrst/yearlyindv.html

 

[chewyxrage]

Class Individual Champion School Result
103 Ryan Bokas Gaylord 7-4



There's some gheighness going on around here

 

[Gambino]

nice work junior detectives

 

[heatherrae]

Who???

 

[Stefka]

nice work junior detectives

I think that was the most productive thing I've done all day.
Finding Ryan Bokas = easy
Constitutional Law = hard

 

[KillahBee]

lol at Gaylord celebs

lmfao

 

[gotmilk]

rumor has it his blood may contain the cure for AIDS
too bad he never bleeds

Chuck Norris can make Ryan Bokas bleed

 

[Powerbuilder333]

Should anyone care who Ryan Bokas is?

 

[wootoom]

who cares about this fuckin guy

 

[Gambino]

who cares about this fuckin guy

he said you were a fagg

 

[wootoom]

he said you were a fagg

another reason not to care about him