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Roomate rants!

SoreArms

SoreArms

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This thread was inspired by Rex's roomate rant thread.

Here's your chance to let it all out, talk shit and vent about your roomate(s).

So lets hear it.



My fucking roomate never puts new toilet paper rolls on the toilet paper holder, always leaves it on top. WTF!

He also leaves the top of the sink full of water and stubble after he shaves, what's so hard about wiping it down, shitface?
 
That would be maddening. Mine would always use things and not replace them or throw them away. Always things I wouldn't be able to see. OJ, vanilla, shit like that. They were always gone when I needed them.
 
I haven't had a roomate in several years, and I love every minute of it. Living alone is the shit so HAHAHAHA to all you fools with roomates.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
I am definately not having another roomate

This is the first roomate I've had, first time "really" moving out, we've been roomates for 5+ years now. We've been friends since elementary, no big quarrels or gripes aside from the bumpy times we had when I was doing his siter. It's mostly little things that bug the fuck otu me, but I don't bring them up because they are so petty by themselves, then a month goes by and 100 petty things add up.

Right now it's mostly convinient, we have a nice palce and I am paying way less that I would on my own but I am hoping to be out and on my own in less than 1 year.

It sounds so nice to be able to be alone with your neurotic thoughts and pleasures.
 
SoreArms said:
I am definately not having another roomate

This is the first roomate I've had, first time "really" moving out, we've been roomates for 5+ years now. We've been friends since elementary, no big quarrels or gripes aside from the bumpy times we had when I was doing his siter. It's mostly little things that bug the fuck otu me, but I don't bring them up because they are so petty by themselves, then a month goes by and 100 petty things add up.

Right now it's mostly convinient, we have a nice palce and I am paying way less that I would on my own but I am hoping to be out and on my own in less than 1 year.

It sounds so nice to be able to be alone with your neurotic thoughts and pleasures.
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Yep plus if you leave something by the sink it is still there when you come back and no one bitches about why you left it there. Plus then you can't confuse your stuff with theirs. It is the best way to go.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
SoreArms said:
I am definately not having another roomate

This is the first roomate I've had, first time "really" moving out, we've been roomates for 5+ years now. We've been friends since elementary, no big quarrels or gripes aside from the bumpy times we had when I was doing his siter. It's mostly little things that bug the fuck otu me, but I don't bring them up because they are so petty by themselves, then a month goes by and 100 petty things add up.

Right now it's mostly convinient, we have a nice palce and I am paying way less that I would on my own but I am hoping to be out and on my own in less than 1 year.

It sounds so nice to be able to be alone with your neurotic thoughts and pleasures.
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yeah its always nice to whack it with your bedroom door open, not shut
 
jnevin said:
That would be maddening. Mine would always use things and not replace them or throw them away. Always things I wouldn't be able to see. OJ, vanilla, shit like that. They were always gone when I needed them.
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dude, that shit always happens to me. I buy something that I might rarely use, a month or two later when I want to use it, it's gone! Go ahead and use/eat some, but buy some more when you finish it, you fucking scumbag!
 
hamstershaver said:
yep, id never have another one, not worth it
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male?
 
SoreArms said:
I am definately not having another roomate

This is the first roomate I've had, first time "really" moving out, we've been roomates for 5+ years now. We've been friends since elementary, no big quarrels or gripes aside from the bumpy times we had when I was doing his siter. It's mostly little things that bug the fuck otu me, but I don't bring them up because they are so petty by themselves, then a month goes by and 100 petty things add up.
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Absolutly. My post was just the one that did me in. Here's the rest of the list that pushed me over.

-Uses my shaving cream.
-Uses my toothpaste.
-Eats my food.
-Doesn't buy toilet paper.
-Doesn't replace toilet paper when it's there.
-Doesn't clean up the room.
-Puts the latch that lets you only open the door from the inside on when he knows I have a daily routine of coming in at 10am to get my radio.
-Goes on leave for 10 days, during which I kept the room clean, comes back and in no time whatsoever has clothes everywhere.
-Doesn't buy the stuff to clean the room.
-ERASED MY FUCKING SHOW.

I like hanging out with the guy, but the petty shit he does drives me insane and after a while it adds up.
 
yeah, I had a problem with my roomate buying common house things like toilet paper and cleaning supplies too. I think it's becasue he's the type of person that waits 'til something is gone to buy more, and I buy more when I realize that it's almost gone. So I think he just assumed that I'm going to buy more so why should he do it. I used to just not buy things like dish washing soap and wait 'til he bought it. That wound up aggrevating me more though 'cause he would go a week or two without even noticing it. Now I just buy house crap and cleaning stuff every couple of months, stock up on good amounts, and tell him to give me half of the money (before i buy it).
 
SoreArms said:
This thread was inspired by Rex's roomate rant thread.

Here's your chance to let it all out, talk shit and vent about your roomate(s).

So lets hear it.



My fucking roomate never puts new toilet paper rolls on the toilet paper holder, always leaves it on top. WTF!

He also leaves the top of the sink full of water and stubble after he shaves, what's so hard about wiping it down, shitface?
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This angers me to no end :redhot:
 
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Rex said:
Absolutly. My post was just the one that did me in. Here's the rest of the list that pushed me over.

-Uses my shaving cream.
-Uses my toothpaste.
-Eats my food.
-Doesn't buy toilet paper.
-Doesn't replace toilet paper when it's there.
-Doesn't clean up the room.
-Puts the latch that lets you only open the door from the inside on when he knows I have a daily routine of coming in at 10am to get my radio.
-Goes on leave for 10 days, during which I kept the room clean, comes back and in no time whatsoever has clothes everywhere.
-Doesn't buy the stuff to clean the room.
-ERASED MY FUCKING SHOW.

I like hanging out with the guy, but the petty shit he does drives me insane and after a while it adds up.
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oh yeah, the barracks room mates....they can be the worst.

i had one that annoyed the fuck outta me, and i can get along with most anyone. i moved into that room, i got cable. he said he didn't want to chip in for it. ok, fine, don't, but let it be known that when i'm in this room, i'm watching what I want to watch, not what YOU or WE want to watch. he'd let out a loud sigh when i'd walk in the room and change the channel.

he used my clippers, then fucking took them to okinawa with him.

it did not bother me one bit that he was religious, read the bible, and prayed morning and night. what bothered me was when he tried to discuss it with me after my insistance that it was going to be a nasty conversation. I would have to leave the room when he'd start, or tell him to leave.


other room mates of mine were cool as hell. one of my room mates would always double check when i'd be back so he could jerk off in peace. after about the 4th time, i said, "listen dude, if you wanna whackit, lemme know. i can go hang out elsewhere for 20 minutes or whatever." I had no issues with him. we did have severe issues with our headmate though. mother fucker couldn't piss IN the shitter to save his life, but he could piss all over the god damn thing. that used to irritate us so fuckin bad, no matter how many times we'd walk into the bathroom and yell, "GOD DAMN IT! SOMEONE PISSED ALL OVER THE FUCKING SHITTER AGAIN!" he wouldn't get the hint. after 3 weeks we got in his face and told him he was cleaning the thing from then on, because we were sick of cleaning up his piss. he tried to deny it, but his aim improved significantly after that.


one of my room mates woke me up at 430 in the fucking morning when he set off the smoke alarm. he had a propane stove going and was cooking ramen noodles. he fell asleep with the stove on, all the water dried up, and it started to burn. he was drunker than shit. i jumped up when the smoke alarm went off to see him standing on the dresser fanning the smoke alarm saying, "it's ok dude, everything's alllllllll-right. go back to sleep, it's cool, i got it under control."
 
SoreArms said:
dude, that shit always happens to me. I buy something that I might rarely use, a month or two later when I want to use it, it's gone! Go ahead and use/eat some, but buy some more when you finish it, you fucking scumbag!
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Exactly. My house is yours, but show respect beeotch!
 
One of my roommates is a fat, lazy, dirty, and smelly pig. he only takes a shower once a week. His ass, feet, and armpits stink to hig heaven. When he farts he kills all living plant life. We are too afraid to get a pet because he would kill it with his radioactive ass.
 
SA: It's fucking rediculous. Basicly it comes down to who will crack first, and me preferring a clean room usually is the one to cave. For some reason if I hold out, and the room isn't clean I get my ass chewed by the higher ups and not him.

Crak: Everything you said is exactly true. I'm biding my time, waiting for a promotion and my own room. That's the only saving grace about right now. And you know how it is, it's not like we have a lot of room to begin with. I'm sure we would've had no problems being stuck together. As long as the room was clean, your choice of loud music is not off the wall rap, and the things on the above list are kept in check I'm easy to get along with. lol @ the story about the Ramen.

Once I get my own room I will never again have one.
 
Rex said:
Crak: Everything you said is exactly true. I'm biding my time, waiting for a promotion and my own room. That's the only saving grace about right now. And you know how it is, it's not like we have a lot of room to begin with. I'm sure we would've had no problems being stuck together. As long as the room was clean, your choice of loud music is not off the wall rap, and the things on the above list are kept in check I'm easy to get along with. lol @ the story about the Ramen.

Once I get my own room I will never again have one.
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i'm a slob, but i learned rather quickly how to stuff everything into a wall locker every morning. from 5pm til 7am my shit was all over the place. i had a habit of walking into the room and shit just fell wherever i decided to drop it, but usually on my rack, so at least it was out of the way.

speaking of shit just falling wherever.....

the roommate that did the ramen episode....his gf spent the night once and i told them if they got the rack a knockin, i was jumping in with them butt naked and the first open hole i found i was gonna plug. so they had some respect and kept it quiet.

in the morning, she woke me up because she had to go to work and neither of them had a car. wtf, whatever, i threw her on the back of the bike and took her. i come back to the room, half awake, just a tad hungover, and i had a small pile of dirty clothes next to the bed (it was sunday morning, no big deal). well, the mother fucker took off the condom when he got done with her and just dropped it, and that's where it landed. i used a pair of plastic forks to pick it up and drape it across his face. there was no time to get pics though, cause he woke up almost immediately, slapped it, picked it up, laughed, and stuffed it under his pillow.

when he woke up 2 hours later (i still don't know how he slept through me cranking out metal and calling him an asshole while getting drunk) i made that bitch wash my clothes.
 
Goddamnit, my old roommate never picked up after herself, however, she walke around in a wif beater with no bra.

She would get drunk and flash her tits, as well as call me in the bathroom while she was peeing and asked my for paper.

This was all kewl, except her twin sister was my girlfriend who didn't understand. WTF
 
Mine plays an absurd amount of Halo 2 daily...Literally, 90% of his waking hrs. Real bummer. Everytime I get home, he's playing. It's been like that since November.
 
I can't...Power bill is included...Yes, I d/l an absurd amount of nudies, but I at least do it in the privacy of my room, not the living, where he is playing HAFUCKINGLO
 
I posted a cool thread about my roommate pissing on my floor a couple years back.

K if someone can link it here or bump it or whatever. The title of the thread was "My roommate's pissing on my floor".

God, I'm glad to be in the graduate housing now.



:cow:
 
samoth said:
I posted a cool thread about my roommate pissing on my floor a couple years back.

K if someone can link it here or bump it or whatever. The title of the thread was "My roommate's pissing on my floor".

God, I'm glad to be in the graduate housing now.



:cow:
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I remember that dude.
 
Rex said:
Absolutly. My post was just the one that did me in. Here's the rest of the list that pushed me over.

-Uses my shaving cream.
-Uses my toothpaste.
-Eats my food.
-Doesn't buy toilet paper.
-Doesn't replace toilet paper when it's there.
-Doesn't clean up the room.
-Puts the latch that lets you only open the door from the inside on when he knows I have a daily routine of coming in at 10am to get my radio.
-Goes on leave for 10 days, during which I kept the room clean, comes back and in no time whatsoever has clothes everywhere.
-Doesn't buy the stuff to clean the room.
-ERASED MY FUCKING SHOW.

I like hanging out with the guy, but the petty shit he does drives me insane and after a while it adds up.
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Are you guys in like a dorm room or something?


Here's my complaints:

-One roommate is obese ( :) )
-Never buy TP
-Never buy cleaning supplies
-I'm the only one who cleans the bathroom
-Leave shit like toothpaste/spit in the sink, WASH THAT SHIT DOWN YOU FUCK
-Obese roommates doesn't goto class. Sits around all day every day.
-They leave dirty dishes out for up to a week at times
 
string_bean00 said:
Did he drop out? What happened to him?
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He was kicked out after the pissing incident. The reason he was moved to my room in the first place was that he was kicked out of his previous dorm for drinking. :rolleyes:


:cow:
 
ChewYxRage said:
Are you guys in like a dorm room or something?
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Pretty much. No privacy what so ever. Luckily we work different shifts so we're only in the room for 8 hours together, but it's a pain in the ass knowing what I get to look forward to after work.
 
Rex said:
Pretty much. No privacy what so ever. Luckily we work different shifts so we're only in the room for 8 hours together, but it's a pain in the ass knowing what I get to look forward to after work.
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what's your MOS and what's his?


Chewy - barracks are worse than dorms, trust me. i've seen the dorm rooms on my campus and they're a bit smaller, but they don't have to be clean. barracks rooms you have to keep clean at all times, bed made, etc. plus the Commanding Officer can authorize anyone in the company to go through the rooms at any given time (yes, must be authorized by the CO) to check the condition of things.


REX - we got nailed BAD one time in our barracks. my platoon was a bunch of fucking alcoholics, or at least heavy drinkers, and we never cleaned up shit for a while. they did a suprise room inspection. they found 6 or 8 irons left on in the rooms of other platoons and ironing boards still left out, but the company gunny noted that our platoon had no irons left out or ironing boards not put away. they did, however, note how many empty cases of beer we had in our rooms, said something about the THREE ashtrays on my coffee table, and when they mentioned the tampons they found in my buddy's room (his gf was visiting the week prior), oh man, we busted up laughing.

Company Gunny made light of everything, but our platoon commander was ready to fucking slaughter us. we did full bore feild days every night that week, and when they did this suprise room inspection, it was Monday. they kept us going til 11pm every single night, no drinking, no music, nothing. that was one shitty week, because every night we'd start drinking at 11 and quit around 1-2am, knowing we'd be doing it all over again the next night. they even made us feild day on Friday night. it was one hell of a long week, but i guess we deserved it and we made the best of it.

Maintenance Platoon - we were real shitbags sometimes but damn did we have fun.
 
thank god we don't have a house phone anymore, that dude is a total chatter box. Any time I'd come home, he'd be on the phone "yackety yackety yackety yackety yackety yack". That shit just annoyed the fuck out of me, what in the fuck could you have to say so often, for long? He's still on the phone a lot, but since it's on his cell phone and he needs to mind his minutes, not as much.
 
lmao

the last time i had a roommate was in college, over 5 years ago. but i tell you...

we had quite the character live with us for a year, when i was in my first off-campus house.

everyone called him "booger", as in revenge of the nerds. he gave himself that nickname.

he fit the bill, nuff said.
 
BlondeBombshell27 said:
One of my roommates is a fat, lazy, dirty, and smelly pig. he only takes a shower once a week. His ass, feet, and armpits stink to hig heaven. When he farts he kills all living plant life. We are too afraid to get a pet because he would kill it with his radioactive ass.
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I like the sound of this guy.
 
I'm living by myself now and like others have said, it's worth every penny. :)

After countless annoying roommates, I just couldn't take it any more.

- this one friend of mine would NOT empty the garbage.. I decided to play the waiting game after having done it a million times myself.. well then it became like a reverse-game of jenga, balancing every new piece of garbage ontop of the rest.. GRRR.. :smash: JUST TAKE IT OUT AND PUT A NEW BAG IN! Drove me nuts. lol

- when I was in college, my roommate decided we should share the phone line to save on $$. Cool. Except he was on the internet ALL THE TIME, for hours on end. No call waiting either. :redhot:

- just before I moved to this new place, one of my roommates decided to have a romantic evening I guess, and burned a candle... in my new teflon frying pan. WTF.

I could go on for hours.. lol. Words cannot describe how much I love living alone. :heart: :D
 
Seashell said:
- just before I moved to this new place, one of my roommates decided to have a romantic evening I guess, and burned a candle... in my new teflon frying pan. WTF.
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Yeah. That's classy.
 
Seashell said:
:splat:

Dishes were in the kitchen.. panties stay in the bedroom. Locked.
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so you're saying you don't wear panties outside of the bedroom? that's kinda kinky if you ask me.

please don't hurt me.
 
crak600 said:
so you're saying you don't wear panties outside of the bedroom? that's kinda kinky if you ask me.

please don't hurt me.
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Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

But it's kinda hard for a roommate to steal them when they're on.. :)
 
8 dudes in one house

ghetto long beach (1 bathroom) 1 car port _ 4 bedroom 2 dudes in each room


bathroom got clogged so we went over to hotel lobby to shit every day until somone called a plumer..

no ones food was safe . neevr was safe.. even shity not good tasty food got ate ... so eventually no one bought food (had a stale mate)

we used to give ourselves upper deckers

watched roommate have sex though a hole in the wall


BUT WE DID HAVE
-close to ocean
-42 in plasma tv
-trampoleen
-keggerator



ahh the memories :)
 
tiger88 said:
8 dudes in one house

ghetto long beach (1 bathroom) 1 car port _ 4 bedroom 2 dudes in each room


bathroom got clogged so we went over to hotel lobby to shit every day until somone called a plumer..

no ones food was safe . neevr was safe.. even shity not good tasty food got ate ... so eventually no one bought food (had a stale mate)

we used to give ourselves upper deckers

watched roommate have sex though a hole in the wall


BUT WE DID HAVE
-close to ocean
-42 in plasma tv
-trampoleen
-keggerator



ahh the memories :)
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the contents of this post combined with the horrible spelling has me laughing my ass off.
 
my roommate takes between 35-40 minutes to take a shit

WTF why would anyone take that long? goddamnit it pisses me off. His showers are like 30 minutes too, why the fuck does it take so long to shower?

Considering I always have to take a piss this gets annoying fast.

He's a math major, everything has got to be so thourough it annoys the hell out of me.

We buy our own food, eat our own food, even use our own silverware, plates etc.

And we're both clean as hell too, so this apartment is pristine (except for my desk)
 
UA_Iron said:
my roommate takes between 35-40 minutes to take a shit

WTF why would anyone take that long? goddamnit it pisses me off. His showers are like 30 minutes too, why the fuck does it take so long to shower?

Considering I always have to take a piss this gets annoying fast.

He's a math major, everything has got to be so thourough it annoys the hell out of me.

We buy our own food, eat our own food, even use our own silverware, plates etc.

And we're both clean as hell too, so this apartment is pristine (except for my desk)
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have you considered that since he's a math major he might be measuring his shit compared to the size of the bowl and the percieved size of the pipes and calculating how many squares of tp can all fit down the pipe all at one time without clogging things up? that's not easy stuff to figure out ya know.
 
crak600 said:
have you considered that since he's a math major he might be measuring his shit compared to the size of the bowl and the percieved size of the pipes and calculating how many squares of tp can all fit down the pipe all at one time without clogging things up? that's not easy stuff to figure out ya know.
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Naw, dude, that's more like something an engineer would do.


*ducks!*
 
RoadKill75 said:
feel sorry for ya rex buddy. seems to me like ya gotta kick that other dude outta there! or find urself a new place.
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It's the Marine Corps though so I just can't get a new room. One of us has to get promoted until we rate our own room. Hopefully my roommate woes will be done within a month.
 
My freshman year in college i had 1 roomie piss on the other while he was sleeping. It dripped off him, his sheets and on to his stereo too. For the rest of the year the guy who got pissed on kept saying he was gunna shit on the other guy one night while he slept. He never did it as far as i know, but im sure he did /something/ which is even scarier
 
This is my first year in college and let me say-- my roomate is awful:
- Anytime I'm watching something on the computer he hovers over me and puts his nasty ass breath in my area.
- He slams the door at night.
- He leaves old food under his bed that rots, we found a mouse in our room.
-Doesn't take out the trash--leaves it under his desk.
-He left his laundry in his closet for so long it started to stink up our room.
-He disrespected my friend who died in the War in Iraq.
-Bitches about everything in his life.
-He bitches about how hard his classes are and all he does is play video games.
-He failed a required class and got out of it--I wanted him to take it over.
-The kid has amazing luck in poker.
-Hear him talking shit about me all the time.
-When he trims his beard he leaves hair all over the sink.

I just don't like him it all. May be one of the few people in my life I have strongly disliked.
 
i have plenty of rants about my roommates, but they move out this weekend! now I'll have other rants....like making rent! LOL
 
eat big said:
-He disrespected my friend who died in the War in Iraq.
-Hear him talking shit about me all the time.
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The second one is grounds for an asskicking. The first one...he should've gotten stomped as soon as the words left his mouth. I'm not sure exactly what my living conditions will be when I get off active duty [not sure if I'm goin reserve or not], but if anyone disrepects my brothers in arms who died to my face, a stomping will ensue.
 
back when I had roomates it was standard procedure to remind eachother we could kill eachother while we sleep.
 
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