Rolling a Dodge Ram 1500 this week

[supersizeme]

Last weekend I got rear ended by a telephone pole in a 7-11 parking lot(pole fled the scene) and so my car went in for surgery this morning. I had to pick between a Murano that would've cost me $16/day out of pocket, a 4-door Ram for $10/day, or a Ford Speck(some god awful p.o.s. tiny 2 door hatchback that I would no doubt die in). So I opted for the Ram. They gave me a complimentary pair of starched Wrangler jeans and a shotgun with the truck. So basically I think I'm going to spend the entire week chasing down tornados and hoping that a house falls falls into the middle of the road and I can bust through it.

It's actually a nice change of pace. I basically float down the highway now on my big ass bench seat. I'm thinking about getting a large dog that's missing an eye and part of an ear for the week so I can put it in the bed of the truck when I drive around.

 

[HS Lifter]

Last weekend I got rear ended by a telephone pole in a 7-11 parking lot(pole fled the scene) and so my car went in for surgery this morning. I had to pick between a Murano that would've cost me $16/day out of pocket, a 4-door Ram for $10/day, or a Ford Speck(some god awful p.o.s. tiny 2 door hatchback that I would no doubt die in). So I opted for the Ram. They gave me a complimentary pair of starched Wrangler jeans and a shotgun with the truck. So basically I think I'm going to spend the entire week chasing down tornados and hoping that a house falls falls into the middle of the road and I can bust through it.

It's actually a nice change of pace. I basically float down the highway now on my big ass bench seat. I'm thinking about getting a large dog that's missing an eye and part of an ear for the week so I can put it in the bed of the truck when I drive around.

 

[AAP]

shit bro, you better add more weight to that 335 before you put it in the bed.

 

[supersizeme]

I stopped off at the fitness supply store after I left Enterprise and picked up a power rack and also had room for a Hammer Strength high row machine in the bed. The truck's a 4-door so the 335 bar was able to fit in the backseat. I'm looking forward to seeing the reactions on people's faces after I rip off a set of deads in the median supersetted by me hopping into the bed of the truck and busting out either standing military press or possibly good mornings. I think I could probably end it by walking to the end of the bed, ripping off the tailgate and maybe doing a burnout set of front raises with it.

 

[alien amp pharm]

You got the extra insurance didn't you? Have fun in that thing then.

 

[slickdadd]

lol.

 

[supersizeme]

No, I declined the extra insurance. They offered one package that was like $25/day and another one that was $12/day. I have liability coverage that transfers over from my regular car to the rental so I declined. In the unlikely scenario where I'm forced to send the Ram straight into a the damage path of an F5 tornado so that the experimental tornado research equipment I have in the bed off the truck(along with the gym equipment) can go up inside the funnel, I will at least get a kick out of saying "Liability only" while Helen Hunt sticks her hand down my pants.