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road trips rule just finished one

tiger88

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started out in chicago area finishing point santa maria CA

left 4 Am from south of chicago with homeslice drew and in a acura RSX S...
hit st louis in about 3 hours... missiouri was kinda fucked up.. after u get by the LO and between there and like springfelid there are a ton of adult book shops then ton of sgign thaths says porn is bad or porn distroys lives and alot of pocket knife places there not sure why its the show me state

then was west still and into oklahoma (ok turnpike kicks ass ...75 mph is speed limits and roads are baddasss no state troopers and drive 100 the whole time in that state
didnt know tulsa was so big.... didnt see trible blonde dont think she excists..

in OKLA the more rasied ur truck is and the taller ur cowboy hat the badder motherufcker u are i guess.
me and bro stopped at savage place and picked up some shity items...he got a poncho and wore it the whole friggin time

then west towards N texas. again highways kicked ass and in arimillo they got a huge cross by the road which was tight made there on day one. there is a 72 oz steak place.,..we both failed

new mexico is a shit state imo..all indains reservations and shity campers and stuff...not one good looking chic even in the the main city (starts with a A) long name)
I AM NOW BELIEVE FONZ is an native american since we know he lives in NM and he looks it too... his addy is on resveration land too i think

hit the top speed of that car in west nm (got 130ish in 5 gear)

west out to AZ into flagstaff....baddest..looks like colorado kinda..all trees ans green...got quite stoned and took a nap there and west again to the mojave desert ...... when u are in the desert levels for video games its like that shit.... four corners was cool there in the desert.....finally got to san bernardino and picked up ther other bro and chilled there..... next day got up earyl as fuck and headed out to santa maria area etc.... i didnt shower for 4 days so it was nice to get in the ocean and get kinda clean u could say. and hung out in and shit i gues the beach boys said best.. then traveled back the valley out west again ......sunshine is good

tell the teacher i was surfin usa

what i leatned

best friends uber cool (as important as good family)
pot is good
acura RSX s is badass(just needs bigger breaks and xexon heads)
beer is best cold
fonz is indian


hope u missed me :)
 
Should have stopped by when you were in the LOU...

LOL... sounds like fun...


Magic Black

Flashlights.
 
I read the whole thing and didn't understand what was being said. You said something about Chicago and California. Everything else was blah
 
That steak joint in amarillo rocks...
 
The Ejaculator said:
Should have stopped by when you were in the LOU...

LOL... sounds like fun...


Magic Black

Flashlights.


lol we got lost trying to go around the city and stuff...fucking navagator sucked LOL (me)

we passed it around 9ish....we so woulda hit six flags but it was too early... i am telling the porno signs are something else there ...also the pocket kinfe stores kinda sucked.... still figured out how they make any money at those places
 
tiger88 said:
lol we got lost trying to go around the city and stuff...fucking navagator sucked LOL (me)

we passed it around 9ish....we so woulda hit six flags but it was too early... i am telling the porno signs are something else there ...also the pocket kinfe stores kinda sucked.... still figured out how they make any money at those places


Yeah... my company has an office in KC, and another data center...

The drive is hilarious... tons of porn shops, and shows and stuff. You have to remember Columbia MO is smack dab in the middle so there are plenty of college girls trying to make a living...

LOL....
 
Becoming said:
That steak joint in amarillo rocks...

lol and they had like 5 Arby's every little bit in there too

dude....72 oz steak is fucking huge.. like HUGE.....



also no peyote ....shit is rare is parabolan bros...

also hitchhikers aint my thang......new leather seats bitches.... need to keep them clean

also funny thing was my friend was spitting game on some chic at a rest stop but she was like 15 LOL ...her mom came over and grabbed her by the arm....funny as fuck.... as long as she has a valid drivers L is fare game imo
 
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The Ejaculator said:
Yeah... my company has an office in KC, and another data center...

The drive is hilarious... tons of porn shops, and shows and stuff. You have to remember Columbia MO is smack dab in the middle so there are plenty of college girls trying to make a living...

LOL....

we stopped a adult book store.... same old stuff really...i was hoping to see a glory hole or a peep show..... dudes working there had a s class benz on 22 inch spinners.... it was new like 03 or 04

it was early in STL....ozarks area looked pretty cool but out of the way...
 
AAP said:
LMAO!!


How long is your trip? How you getting back?

yes fonz is a member of the navajoe indian (works part time as a bro in the casino ) uses his SAS and other special forces school knowledge as a bouncer
we kept track of miles for day 1 then said fuck it..... drove a little of a 1000 in the first day..

day 1 ..chicago - stl - oklahoma city- texas
day 2 ..texas - New mexico- flagstaff - san B
day 3 .. hit the santa maria around 10sih...
then stayed till monday nite ... drove back to the valley monday

i was just chillin in chi-town area end of summer (not in the city but about 75 miles south of it)
 
curling said:
Cool trip. But you forgot one thing cool about NM you can buy fireworks at convenience stores.


LOL i guess u cant get em texas

if u ever want hit the top end speed of on your GSX-R go on I40 west....perfect roads and no state trooopers and no traffic really

where in texas are u by?
 
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