Right my dating profile

[PICK3]

you know


to help me meat that special someone

 

[nangiggles]

Power bottom who swallows
/end

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[Dial_tone]

You need somebody to WRITE your threads too.

 

[TableFun]

You need somebody to WRITE your threads too.

Ummm, bro... I think this might be a parody.

 

[Chopzilla]

Park in rear, triple knock first, all you can eatz buffet, no questions asked.

P.s. no gag reflex

 

[PICK3]

This thread has potential!

 

[mrplunkey]

Tell them they can yodel in your ass and it will sound like a Ricola commercial.

That's got to be a plus.

 

[PICK3]

Tell them they can yodel in your ass and it will sound like a Ricola commercial.

That's got to be a plus.

wtf???

 

[Captain FT]

Looking for blond haired, blue eyed German to share in my affinity for oppressing others, genocide, and xenophobia.

 

[-SD-]

Looking for blond haired, blue eyed German to share in my affinity for oppressing others, genocide, and xenophobia.

and fucked up sexual fetishes

 

[Captain FT]

Too far right?

 

[mrplunkey]

Heavy anal petting and felching a must.

 

[-SD-]

Must not mind fucking while i have my infant in the same room. I live in an efficiency

 

[C0LUMB0]

This thread has potential!

knot troo

 

[PICK3]

wtf???

 

[WoodyO]

"Choking bitches gives me a boner" would make a good POF headline.

 

[mrplunkey]

Java has already taken that one.

 

[PICK3]

Mine says, "I got morals, butt I like it when it's oral"

 

[mrplunkey]

Yours should be: "12 Inches is the price to play. Ram my O-ring so deep that I'm buck-toothed the next morning."

 

[PICK3]

Yours should be: "12 Inches is the price to play. Ram my O-ring so deep that I'm buck-toothed the next morning."

nobody rocks 12 inches silly Plunkey

 

[mrplunkey]

nobody rocks 12 inches silly Plunkey

I do, until Plunkey's plunk is fully hard. Then it gets pretty big.

 

[-SD-]

I 5-axis processed my cock into 12 inch tolerances

 

[PICK3]

I do, until Plunkey's plunk is fully hard. Then it gets pretty big.

pics?

 

[miplank]

pervert

 

[nangiggles]

pics?

Screw that SD's achievement sound more pic worthy