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riddle me this

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stilleto

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first person to get the right answer, wins the k.
I've told my best ever e-friend the answer, so I can't cheat and give it to someone I like. although if someone I don't like gets it, i'll be really annoyed.

anyway, here's the riddle:

What do a giraffe and a tomato have in common?
 
WOW A whooping 127 karma!!!! Oh my I sure wish I knew the answer!!!
 
jestro said:
Thats not a riddle, its a jokes, jeezus.
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a joke is something you tell, and then the punchline. a riddle is a question that you ask and it makes the listener ponder, then the riddle teller gives the answer and its funny and everyone says "OHHHHHHHH!!! THATS A CLEVER RIDDLE!!"
 
medical said:
When it's a "Giraffe Tomato" As an avid gardener, I can tell you that "Giraffe" is a variety of tomato.
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no, tard, i didn't say WHEN is a giraffe like a tomato. I said what do they have in common, and the answer is not, they are both tomatos, because one is definately a giraffe.

avid gardener my ass. lol
 
stilleto said:
a joke is something you tell, and then the punchline. a riddle is a question that you ask and it makes the listener ponder, then the riddle teller gives the answer and its funny and everyone says "OHHHHHHHH!!! THATS A CLEVER RIDDLE!!"
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Sorry sweet tits, its time for you to be edukaited.

rid‧dle1  /ˈrɪdl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[rid-l] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, -dled, -dling.

–noun 1. a question or statement so framed as to exercise one's ingenuity in answering it or discovering its meaning; conundrum.
2. a puzzling question, problem, or matter.
3. a puzzling thing or person.
4. any enigmatic or dark saying or speech.
–verb (used without object) 5. to propound riddles; speak enigmatically.
 
jestro said:
Sorry sweet tits, its time for you to be edukaited.

rid‧dle1  /ˈrɪdl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[rid-l] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, -dled, -dling.

–noun 1. a question or statement so framed as to exercise one's ingenuity in answering it or discovering its meaning; conundrum.
2. a puzzling question, problem, or matter.
3. a puzzling thing or person.
4. any enigmatic or dark saying or speech.
–verb (used without object) 5. to propound riddles; speak enigmatically.
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Ok, genius, read #2 again, very very slowly.
i'll start for you
a puzzling question....

now, what was it i asked again?

:heart:
 
stilleto said:
what the hell is RNA?
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Ribonucleic acid. Very simply, it's kinda like dna but with only one molecule strand.

I'll give a better explanation if I can take a quick refresher course in shit I haven't thought about since I was a sophomore.
 
jnevin said:
Ribonucleic acid. Very simply, it's kinda like dna but with only one molecule strand.

I'll give a better explanation if I can take a quick refresher course in shit I haven't thought about since I was a sophomore.
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OHHHHHHH... no, its ok. thats not the right answer. :(
 
stilleto said:
first person to get the right answer, wins the k.
I've told my best ever e-friend the answer, so I can't cheat and give it to someone I like. although if someone I don't like gets it, i'll be really annoyed.

anyway, here's the riddle:

What do a giraffe and a tomato have in common?
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I would stick my penis in both?
 
stilleto said:
Ok, genius, read #2 again, very very slowly.
i'll start for you
a puzzling question....

now, what was it i asked again?

:heart:
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A plane crashes on the United States/Canadian border.
Where do they bury the survivors?
 
stilleto said:
first person to get the right answer, wins the k.
I've told my best ever e-friend the answer, so I can't cheat and give it to someone I like. although if someone I don't like gets it, i'll be really annoyed.

anyway, here's the riddle:

What do a giraffe and a tomato have in common?
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nothing
 
stilleto said:
first person to get the right answer, wins the k.
I've told my best ever e-friend the answer, so I can't cheat and give it to someone I like. although if someone I don't like gets it, i'll be really annoyed.

anyway, here's the riddle:

What do a giraffe and a tomato have in common?
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They are both red inside
 
What runs all day, but never walks; often murmurs, never talks; has a bed, but never sleeps; has a mouth, but never eats?

or some shit like that. versions of this are common. and it's easy.
 
jackangel said:
What runs all day, but never walks; often murmurs, never talks; has a bed, but never sleeps; has a mouth, but never eats?

or some shit like that. versions of this are common. and it's easy.
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a RIVER!
:)

and so far, nobody is right. I can't believe how wrong you all are.
 
They are both Soccer teams! Fucking google is not helping on this one and I am curious the damn answer so someone get it right will ya
 
alexmichael said:
they have nothing in common,
but dont offer me a BLT sandwich if you dont know the difference
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that like
me: "whats the difference between a sitting down and performing oral sex?"
hottie: "I don't know"
me: "me either. pull up a chair."
 
They both taste good, but spoil easily.
 
stilleto said:
first person to get the right answer, wins the k.
I've told my best ever e-friend the answer, so I can't cheat and give it to someone I like. although if someone I don't like gets it, i'll be really annoyed.

anyway, here's the riddle:

What do a giraffe and a tomato have in common?
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You ate them both?
 
Shit, I was gonna say both are silent :rolleyes:
 
stilleto said:
The answer is.... drumroll please....................
neither one can ride a bicycle!
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Still not a riddle. LMAO!

I think everyone here would agree that is what is called a bad joke. One that a five year old would tell and laugh like crazy about.

Can I get an amen?
 
bluepeter said:
Weak attempt and very wrong.
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what kind of door are we talking about? Metal, wooden... bifold, How big is said door? Is it interior or exterior? Flush or raised panel?

;)
 
bluepeter said:
I am always hungry, I must always be fed. The finger I lick will soon turn red.

What am I?
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I dunno, but stay away from my finger.
 
you cant do weird insertion videos with a giraffe...

well I guess you could.

Fuck giraffes.
 
stilleto said:
a joke is something you tell, and then the punchline. a riddle is a question that you ask and it makes the listener ponder, then the riddle teller gives the answer and its funny and everyone says "OHHHHHHHH!!! THATS A CLEVER RIDDLE!!"
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it's time.
 
I was gonna say

tOmAtO
gIrAffE

both words are similarly structured: Consonant/Vowel/Consonant/Vowel/Consonant/Vowel

giraffe kind of fucks it up because it has two F's, though. But yeah this riddle is a piece of shit
 
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