Rich Like Me...

[BrothaBill]

The other day I was driving my new Range Rover. I had just had it detailed, and my custom rims were sparkling in the sun. I pulled up to my favorite boutique and found a spot right next to a homeless person. He looked at me and said, "Nice car, man."

I thought that this was remarkable. Here was a man who didn't know where his next meal was coming from. Here was a man who was probably routinely ravaged at the local shelter. A man with important issues that required his full attention, and yet he took the time to compliment me on my car.

I thought about what I could give him in return. My wallet was stuffed with money. I had the leftovers from a gourmet restaurant on my front seat. I had clothes from last season in the back of my car that I was taking to the landfill. I thought about all of these possibilities. But then I looked at his dirty face and saw his smile and I realized that just letting him look at my car had already given him great joy. What worldly goods could compare?

 

[BUBBLES]

how selfish are you?

 

[BrothaBill]

how selfish are you?

Cmon doll, I made his day, who knows how tough his day would have been had it not for seeing my ride to buoy his spirits.

 

[Meantime1]

Yeah Very very Stingy, Bill, infact selfish
Why come here and gloat
lol

 

[BUBBLES]

Can a sista get a ride in your new Range Rover?

 

[ChefWide]

you are lost.

 

[seizer]

You could say, the bum was pwned.

 

[BrothaBill]

Geeesh, its a JOKE! why does anyone still take me seriously

 

[WODIN]

Geeesh, its a JOKE! why does anyone still take me seriously

LMAO!.....this was funnier.

 

[BUBBLES]

LMAO!.....this was funnier.

haha
the joke is on you
no one took you seriously

 

[Meantime1]

Geeesh, its a JOKE! why does anyone still take me seriously

Bill No one does

 

[ChefWide]

did anyone ever take you seriously?

 

[BUBBLES]

Geeesh, its a JOKE! why does anyone still take me seriously

a ride in your car is a must, i need to feel rich too when i pass that poor bum
can i borrow your coool rims?

 

[BrothaBill]

did anyone ever take you seriously?

True, very true, I still sucker a few people in though, I got MattT.S. to respond to how to improve society when I posted cutnpasted sections of the communist manifesto...that was sorta humorous

 

[PBR]

at work the other day, i was downtown LA..the streets are crowded with homeless people in various forms..this one AF american man told me to have a nice day, thru a crowd of people he talked directly to me...i looked at him and said thank you....later on that day i was crossing the intersection again, and the man asked how my day was going?...i walked over to him and asked how he was doing, he replied with "fine!"...i asked if he was hungry, he said, "well i have a burrito", ....i said , Ok, well go get something else and handed him some money...he said "thank you brother", looking back- it wasnt enough....

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

True, very true, I still sucker a few people in though, I got MattT.S. to respond to how to improve society when I posted cutnpasted sections of the communist manifesto...that was sorta humorous

That wasn't for you sir, that was for the Neanderthals who still believe that shit on this board.

 

[pogo]

looking back- it wasnt enough....

I thought giving in to them would just further their dependence on handouts?

I sometimes give in as well though..

 

[Deterass]

Range Rovers suck ass.

 

[jackangel]

i was staring at the words "brothabill enjoys elephant cock" spray-painted across the driver's side.

 

[wootoom]

i took the vette out the other day and the bum started to wash my window. snap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PBR]

I thought giving in to them would just further their dependence on handouts?

I sometimes give in as well though..

do you think you are going to teach them something or change their life by depriving them of some warm food thats fresh and not out of the trash can? or perhaps buy them a drink, so that they may escape their nightmare reality for a few hours?...if a person has become that desperate- nothing that i can say or do is going to set them straight....iam just glad, that its not me....if i have the ability to make someone comfortable for a little while, then its all good.

 

[BrothaBill]

That wasn't for you sir, that was for the Neanderthals who still believe that shit on this board.

pretty sad that people dont read history books before spouting that stuff, the worst economic, social, moral system of modern day

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

pretty sad that people dont read history books before spouting that stuff, the worst economic, social, moral system of modern day

You could have stopped after "books"....