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satanic goatslayer
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He has his own rickshaw company, or so he tells me.
satanic goatslayer
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He abuses EPO and GH, the last I heard.
satanic goatslayer
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Rice enjoys smoking opium, violating women with chopsticks, and making sweet and sour brain matter.
PsychoSkitz
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And why are we referring to him as "rice cube"?
Hugh Gellatts
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Actually alot of young Korean Americans are really into the "thug" image... it is sorta funny. Kak could probably enlighten you more on this cultural phenomenon
It was a Rice Day
Just wakin' up in the morning gotta thank Buddah
I dunno, but today seems kinda odd
No one's cooking the dog, no smog
N' momma cooked a breakfast with no duck
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin' will I live another twenty fo'
I gotta go cuz I got me a junk boat
N' if I hit the switch the damn thing might float
Had to stop,at a red light
Lookin' in my mirror, not a egg roll in sight
N' everything is alright
I Got a beep from Mr. Kim N' he can fuck all night
Called up the homies that I'm maxin yo
Which province are y'all playin' ping pong
Get me on a table N' I'm trouble
Last week fucked around N' got a triple-double
Freakin' chinkz every way like M.J
I can't believe, today was a rice day
Drove to the rice pad N' hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cuz just yesterday them kung-fools tried to blast me
Saw the police N' they rolled right passed me
No flexin'
Didn't even look in a chinkz direction
As I ran the intersection
Went to chu-fongz house
They was watchin Yo MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps
Shake 'em, up Shake 'em up, Shake 'em up, Shake 'em
EggRoll 'em in a circle of chinkz N' watch me break 'em
With the seven, seven eleven, seven eleven
Seven even backed ol' little Wong
I picked up the kung-pao
Then we played boons N' I'm yellin' "Hai Ya"
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central Taipei
Today was a rice day
I left my chinkz house paid
Picked up a girl I been tryin' to fuck since the 12th grade
It's screwy
I had the boo, she had the chop suey
Bruce Lee beat up Hong Kong Phooey
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy
N' killed the poot nanny
N' my dick runs deep, so deep
So deep put Kwai-lee's ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate to call Rice Cube, the top dong
Drove her to the rice pad N' I'm coastin'
Took a sip of the saki potion
Hit the three wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin' those high beams
No helicopter lookin' for a murder
2 in the morning got the monkey burger
Even saw the lights of the Good Year blimp
N' it read Rice Cube's a pimp
Drunk as hell but no throwin' up
Halfway home N' my pagers still blowin' up
Today I didn't even have to use my Nomchuks
I gotta say it was a rice day...
Yo, Wong-fu stop this shit
What the fuck I'm thinkin' about
Just wakin' up in the morning gotta thank Buddah
I dunno, but today seems kinda odd
No one's cooking the dog, no smog
N' momma cooked a breakfast with no duck
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin' will I live another twenty fo'
I gotta go cuz I got me a junk boat
N' if I hit the switch the damn thing might float
Had to stop,at a red light
Lookin' in my mirror, not a egg roll in sight
N' everything is alright
I Got a beep from Mr. Kim N' he can fuck all night
Called up the homies that I'm maxin yo
Which province are y'all playin' ping pong
Get me on a table N' I'm trouble
Last week fucked around N' got a triple-double
Freakin' chinkz every way like M.J
I can't believe, today was a rice day
Drove to the rice pad N' hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cuz just yesterday them kung-fools tried to blast me
Saw the police N' they rolled right passed me
No flexin'
Didn't even look in a chinkz direction
As I ran the intersection
Went to chu-fongz house
They was watchin Yo MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps
Shake 'em, up Shake 'em up, Shake 'em up, Shake 'em
EggRoll 'em in a circle of chinkz N' watch me break 'em
With the seven, seven eleven, seven eleven
Seven even backed ol' little Wong
I picked up the kung-pao
Then we played boons N' I'm yellin' "Hai Ya"
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central Taipei
Today was a rice day
I left my chinkz house paid
Picked up a girl I been tryin' to fuck since the 12th grade
It's screwy
I had the boo, she had the chop suey
Bruce Lee beat up Hong Kong Phooey
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy
N' killed the poot nanny
N' my dick runs deep, so deep
So deep put Kwai-lee's ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate to call Rice Cube, the top dong
Drove her to the rice pad N' I'm coastin'
Took a sip of the saki potion
Hit the three wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin' those high beams
No helicopter lookin' for a murder
2 in the morning got the monkey burger
Even saw the lights of the Good Year blimp
N' it read Rice Cube's a pimp
Drunk as hell but no throwin' up
Halfway home N' my pagers still blowin' up
Today I didn't even have to use my Nomchuks
I gotta say it was a rice day...
Yo, Wong-fu stop this shit
What the fuck I'm thinkin' about
satanic goatslayer
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A FUCKING HUGE BLOODY WRAPPED LOL TO HAMHOCK!!!
HamHock said:
I didn't quite understand all the language you used but enuf to say...neat
. Glad you had a rice day!!! 
love
helen
p.s. SG my cat used to do that...leave us little 'presents' on the doorstep after he'd caught and (mostly) eaten some small animal...(they weren't wrapped tho')
Once my little brother said "Is that the pip?"
Maybe he thought it was the 'tax' or something...
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