These are not LIFTING revenge stories. Only D3D posted one about lifting.
GotMilk - I remember when you posted that before on here. Man, I was thinking... "This guy has got the right idea...." Though that revenge is too long term and concerned an innocent (the child) for my taste.
Who was that person on here that was out when they came across their ex with the current date and the one that was dumped went into the hardware store and bought The Club and came out and put it on the ex's steering wheel. $15 bucks for some priceless revenge. Now that is what I like.
The last very good revenge I had was an ex boyfriend who lost his family heirloom ring at a bathhouse in Florida. He stayed overnight at the Parliment house after telling me he was going to Tenn. Well he came back pissed off about losing the ring and moped around for three days when I got a phone call. A lady was telling me that they found his ring and would mail it back. So I said sure, gave her my credit card number so she could send it by Fed Ex. While looking at caller ID I saw the area code was 305. (This is how I found out he was lying.) I asked her where she was located and later compared it to the address that came on FedEx and sure enough, it was THAT PLACE. (For those that don't know, Parliment House is a sleazy, run down, trashy motel that has sex going on 24/7 indoors and outdoors.) So anyway the ring came, I signed the package and didn't say anything. I kept the ring to myself knowing that eventually he would slip up and get his story about that weekend confused. About a week later, he was still pouting and complaining about his ring, especially in light that I got a new Cartier watch for my college graduation. So I kind of go :
ME - Oh that reminds me.... I had a very strange phone call about your ring a few days ago.
HE - (perks up) REALLY?
ME - Yeah, some lady called and said that she had found your ring in the motel.
HE - (excited) Why didn't you tell me. How could you forget? Why do you always do stuff like this? You never tell me anything? What did she say?
ME - Well the reason that I didn't tell you was because I thought it was some kind of crank call.
He - Why? Did you get her name? What did you tell her to do with it?
ME - Well I told her she could keep the ring, throw it away or stick it up her ass.. Just to NEVER call her again.
HE (angry now) - WHY DID YOU TELL HER THAT???
ME - She said that she was calling from the Parliment House in Orlando. I told her you were in Tenn. that weekend and besides, you would "never" set foot in some place like that. I told her if she called me with some bullshit like this again, I was going to report her for harassment to the phone company.
HE - (looking completely trapped and crushed. Not knowing where his ring or where his relationship with me was right now) Well..... uh......
ME - (really rubbing it in now) So I don't know what the bitch did with whatever ring she found. She probably tossed in the trash more than likely. I mean, it certainly could not have been a VERY NICE ring like yours, or even been as EXPENSIVE as yours.
HE - (meekly) did she leave her name?
ME - yeah, but I can't remember it. I don't take every bullshit call seriously. This was about a week ago anyway. Why are you so worried about it? You WERE in Tenn. that weekend right? Right???
HE - (choking and hyperventilating now) Well I WAS... in Tenn for one day.... But I..... uh.... I finished with the meeting soon... and I .... uh..... I decided to go visit some friends Edna and Nancy that lived in..... Florida....... and I just..... I did stop by there just to sleep because it was very late and I was not near Edna's house. All other hotels were booked. I had to go out of my way to find one.
ME - Edna and Nancy? They live in Jacksonville. The Parliment House is in Orlando. That is a long wayyyyyyyy... to go out of your way to find a hotel. (I mean really... Jacksonville is a much shorter drive than Orlando)
HE - Oh I ..... I uh..... I got lost because I was in South Carolina and I drove down the coast........
ME - South Carolina? You said you were in Tenn. Anyway, the issue is moot now. Had you been honest, I would not have encouraged the old bag to keep your ring. Consider it gone now.
Now, in truth.... I was going to give him his ring back when he fessed up to the lie and stop trying to lie his way out of it. However, our relationship ended two weeks after this. And I am very glad that I did NOT give him back his ring. Because there were things of mine at his house that he kept and would not give me back. I mailed him money to pack them up and send them to me and he kept the money (twice) and wouldn't do it. He told me that I could come over and get my things. I came over with a friend just for safety and verification of the things I took from his house and he still attempted to call the police and tell them I assaulted him. Despite me having a witness. Now the things he kept were not worth that much. Basically pictures of me, pictures of my mother, some of my clothes, etc... (why this wanted insisted on keeping and displaying a picture of my mother, I don't know.)
So I just said fuck it. I don't want my things back and I will not be back. But it really burned me that he was being so petty. So a couple of weeks later, I showed up at his favorite bar wearing his ring. Needless to say, he spotted that WAY across the bar and starting sweating and trembling. The entire time I was making out with someone else. That next Tuesday, I had all my things from his house delivered to my work place. (For one year I had never let him visit my place or know my address.)
So my revenge came with some bargaining power attached. And yes, I still have that ring. When he pays for the tires of mine he cut, when pays for the paint job on my car he keyed up, he can have ring back.
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