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BigBazooka
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Mr Muscle is pretty decent-looking guy, 23-years-old, but still a virgin. Now Elite ladies, you do this, ok?:
- travel to Norway (That's where MrMuscle lives)
- Find a city called "Bjoergensschmoergensboardgejoergensstadt", and look for his house. Hint: MrMuscle's house is pink, plus there's "I luv Ahnuld" -sticker on the mailbox.
- Ring the doorbell. Helga (his mom) will open the door. She's wearing pink Otomix shoes and Mike Christian's Platinum moo-moo. You might think that she's a normal mom, but yeah right, she's a bodybuilder too.
- Ask for MrMuscle. His mom will say something like "Ja! Herr Musk-l is khamink veri sooon.", so don't be afraid - it's just how they speak english there.
- Then tell his mom to leave you alone. Just say there's a discount on halibuts on the local market and she'll grab her broom and fly away with the speed of MACH 2.
-Then proceed to seduce him. It's pretty easy - just show him your nipular area and watch as the blood from his body rushes into his weiner.
- Fuck him blue.
- travel to Norway (That's where MrMuscle lives)
- Find a city called "Bjoergensschmoergensboardgejoergensstadt", and look for his house. Hint: MrMuscle's house is pink, plus there's "I luv Ahnuld" -sticker on the mailbox.
- Ring the doorbell. Helga (his mom) will open the door. She's wearing pink Otomix shoes and Mike Christian's Platinum moo-moo. You might think that she's a normal mom, but yeah right, she's a bodybuilder too.
- Ask for MrMuscle. His mom will say something like "Ja! Herr Musk-l is khamink veri sooon.", so don't be afraid - it's just how they speak english there.
- Then tell his mom to leave you alone. Just say there's a discount on halibuts on the local market and she'll grab her broom and fly away with the speed of MACH 2.
-Then proceed to seduce him. It's pretty easy - just show him your nipular area and watch as the blood from his body rushes into his weiner.
- Fuck him blue.
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