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Remove your torso - red tide scallops

satanic goatslayer

satanic goatslayer

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Seafood.

It reminds me of back in the days of yore, when I used to slay vagabonds and steal their crawdads. They'd argue when the knife plunged into their faces, but that fuss usually faded down to a gurgle. Sometimes I would call them a peckerwood, or a rug pilot, but then I'd get moderated and my skull would explode.

A big disappointment when the moderators would rub my spleen with a verbal ointment.

Martha Stewart once said to me,

"Flora with no corrosive chemicals sprayed on are not decorative at all - buy you some new toxic knick-knacks."

Hearing that, I was forced to shove a broomstick up her twat and hang her.

It's a good thing.
 
There's something wrong with your brain, they say.

Very well then - allow me to relieve you of your optic nerve. Once I insert the suction device into your skull, things will be better. Better I say.

Something has gone awry.

Your skull has just collapsed. I still think you're beautiful, but your eyes are now located near your jaw.

Shall I smash you across the face with a crowbar? I can do so with much enthusiasm and joy.

Why is your left kidney thrown into the sink?

Do you think faucets hold the key to your salvation?

You and your false beliefs. I despise you now, and along with that ill-will is some bitter hostility and fist-shaking.

Now how do you like it, as your arms are being torn from your torso with burning rope and an ATV?

Does the sensation of your colon being cleansed with sulphuric acid make you feel invigorated?

You remind me of a lost dog.

I once felt pity for you, but now that you stole my dinner and pissed on the carpet, I feel the urge to feed you antifreeze and shoot you in the face with a muzzle loader.
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
Seafood.


Martha Stewart once said to me,

"Flora with no corrosive chemicals sprayed on are not decorative at all - buy you some new toxic knick-knacks."

Hearing that, I was forced to shove a broomstick up her twat and hang her.

It's a good thing.
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Will the chopped up pieces of Martha's innards be subesequently packaged in pink chiffon boxes and offered on Martha By Mail as eternal keepsakes?
Now that's a good thing!!!!

BTW, SG where in the hell is cauliflower?????? ;)
 
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