Remember the Six Million Dollar Man.

[BrothaBill]

Steve Austin
A man barely alive
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him
We have the technology
We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man
Steve Austin will be that man
We can make him better than he was before
Better. Stronger. Faster

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh bmp bmp bmpdaahhhh



Tracking: It looks good at Mach One.

Control: Uh, Roger.

Steve: DCS arm switch is on.

Control: OK, Victor.

Steve: Landing rocket arm switch is on. Here comes the throttle. Circuit breaker's in.

Tracking: We have separation.

Steve: Roger. Inboard and outboards are on. We're comin' forward with the sidestick.

Tracking: All looks good.

Control: Uh, Roger.

Steve: I've got a blowout. Damper three.

Control: Get your pitch to zero.

Steve: Engine's out. I can't hold altitude.

Control: Correction. Alpha hold is off. Trip select is emergency.

Steve: Flightcom, I can't hold it. She's breaking up. She's break……..

Kaboooooooooooooom.

Steve Austin. Astronaut. A man barely alive.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was.

Better? Stronger. Faster.

Heartbeat.

 

[Gambino]

Knight rider was more dope

 

[SoKlueles]

i loved the 6 million dollar man
I think i liked the bionic woman better tho

 

[from zero]

i loved the 6 million dollar man
I think i liked the bionic woman better tho

Damn. How old are you?

 

[coldblue1955]

i wish i could see some of those re-runs.

 

[jerseyart]

I started an incredibly interesting thread about the same thing yesterday.

SK fucked it up as usual

 

[Razorguns]

i love making that "ta ta ta ta taaa.." sound when i jump from a rail or throw something. It's pretty funny.

 

[DJ_UFO]

Six million dollar man was awesome. I always wanted to see the bionic woman naked.

 

[Sassy69]

Steve Austin
A man barely alive
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him
We have the technology
We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man
Steve Austin will be that man
We can make him better than he was before
Better. Stronger. Faster

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh bmp bmp bmpdaahhhh



Tracking: It looks good at Mach One.

Control: Uh, Roger.

Steve: DCS arm switch is on.

Control: OK, Victor.

Steve: Landing rocket arm switch is on. Here comes the throttle. Circuit breaker's in.

Tracking: We have separation.

Steve: Roger. Inboard and outboards are on. We're comin' forward with the sidestick.

Tracking: All looks good.

Control: Uh, Roger.

Steve: I've got a blowout. Damper three.

Control: Get your pitch to zero.

Steve: Engine's out. I can't hold altitude.

Control: Correction. Alpha hold is off. Trip select is emergency.

Steve: Flightcom, I can't hold it. She's breaking up. She's break……..

Kaboooooooooooooom.

Steve Austin. Astronaut. A man barely alive.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was.

Better? Stronger. Faster.

Heartbeat.

You can't build that for $6M anymore.

 

[DJ_UFO]

You can't build that for $6M anymore.

Yes. We can. But the difference is that in the neck of the guy say: "Made in China"

 

[Sassy69]

LMAO -- yea I guess you're right. We can't build it for $6M, but we can outsource it $2M and spend the rest on the big Executive Vacation!

 

[DJ_UFO]

Lmao!!

 

[H_T_]

my fave episode was with Sasquatch.

Sasquatch mean Bigfoot.

 

[BrothaBill]

my fave episode was with Sasquatch.

Sasquatch mean Bigfoot.

LOL, I think I vaguely remember that.

 

[Sassy69]

And they were friends in the end. Awwwwwww!

And then didn't he save the Bionic Woman, who, even with all her own microcircuitry & advanced AI, couldn't save herself? Maybe I'm thinking of a different episode.

I think now Lee Majors has a bionic hair weave and Lindsay Wagner is selling the sleep number bed.

 

[c-sharp minor]

I loved that show as a kid.

I even had the 10" tall action figure. You could look through the eye and it was slightly telescopic.

I wanted to bang the shit out of Lindsay Wagner too.

Her and Barbara Eden.

 

[H_T_]

LOL, I think I vaguely remember that.

Andre the Giant!

 

[BrothaBill]

.......and Lindsay Wagner is selling the sleep number bed.

I think thats Erin Gray, played Wilma Diering from Buck Rogers. That was my next thread.

 

[c-sharp minor]

I think thats Erin Gray, played Wilma Diering from Buck Rogers. That was my next thread.

She has absolutely no breasts whatsoever.

 

[H_T_]

I think thats Erin Gray, played Wilma Diering from Buck Rogers. That was my next thread.

goddam, Princess Ardala, oh man, she was a wood merchant! she was responsible for most of my pre-teen wood.

 

[BrothaBill]

goddam, Princess Ardala, oh man, she was a wood merchant! she was responsible for most of my pre-teen wood.

HAH! You must have a great memory I forgot about her, I liked the Jamie lee Curtis guest appearance myself. Then I found out she was actually born a man. I felt so dirty.

Twiggie: deebee deebee deebee...Buck..

 

[H_T_]

HAH! You must have a great memory I forgot about her, I liked the Jamie lee Curtis guest appearance myself. Then I found out she was actually born a man. I felt so dirty.

Twiggie: deebee deebee deebee...Buck..

man, i keep hearing shit like that about Jamie, she had such a nice succulent body, no way could that be a dude. i would toss the salad.

 

[BrothaBill]

man, i keep hearing shit like that about Jamie, she had such a nice succulent body, no way could that be a dude. i would toss the salad.

No she was smoking when she was younger, she has given birth to children so its just a funny to say that to people. Trading spaces, the topless scene, thank the lord for the pause and the frame by frame feature on the vcr.

 

[HumorMe]

No she was smoking when she was younger, she has given birth to children so its just a funny to say that to people. Trading spaces, the topless scene, thank the lord for the pause and the frame by frame feature on the vcr.

 

[H_T_]

see?

 

[BUBBLES]

I have not seen the six million dollar man.

 

[H_T_]

fall guy?

 

[Sassy69]

I think thats Erin Gray, played Wilma Diering from Buck Rogers. That was my next thread.

Different era altogether.

http://members.aol.com/bionicwomanfiles/links/news.htm

Lindsay Wagner can be seen in commercials and print ads for SELECT COMFORT's SLEEP NUMBER BED. Also, keep your eyes open for the new Sleep Number Bed infomercial!

 

[BrothaBill]

fall guy?

LMFAO, TJ Hooker

 

[Sassy69]

Wasn't that Shatner??

 

[BrothaBill]

Wasn't that Shatner??

Rescue 911

 

[Sassy69]

Reno 911


What is this? Six degrees of Lee Majors??

 

[BrothaBill]

Reno 911


What is this? Six degrees of Lee Majors??

Attorney General Janet Reno

 

[Sassy69]

Dammit Janet.

 

[BrothaBill]

Jackson Five

 

[Sassy69]

Corey been Feltup

 

[DJ_UFO]

Guys this is fucking awesome. Check this out!

http://www.sixmilliondollarsite.co.uk/multimedia/videos/smdm.mpg
http://www.sixmilliondollarsite.co.uk/multimedia/videos/bw.mpeg

 

[Sassy69]

what is it ... before I download a virus.

 

[DJ_UFO]

lol.
don't worry girl...is the intro for the six million bucks dude and the bionic chick. Th links are from the official bionic fans website

 

[Sassy69]

I can't do it -- they are engrained in my memories as it is.

Here's how long ago that was -- I remember a kid in my 5th grade class who was so in love w/ the Bionic Woman and this other girl who was so jealous.

That same guy now has twins in Jr. High and his wife, also from my class I believe passed on from multiple sclorosis like 5 yrs ago.

 

[BrothaBill]

5th grade scooby-doo lunchbox

 

[Zebo]

That's COLONEL Steve Austin......

 

[DJ_UFO]

I can't do it -- they are engrained in my memories as it is.

Here's how long ago that was -- I remember a kid in my 5th grade class who was so in love w/ the Bionic Woman and this other girl who was so jealous.

That same guy now has twins in Jr. High and his wife, also from my class I believe passed on from multiple sclorosis like 5 yrs ago.

Holy crap!