Relationship question

[fistfullofsteel]

Do you fellas find yourself carrying the conversation in your relationships with females. I do all the time, and it pisses me off. Why do I have to do all the damn talking and carry the conversation? When I don't feel like talking they always get pissed off at me. What up with that? When I don't want to talk, I don't want to talk, but it pisses them off for some reason. There is only so much you can talk about.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Shove skewers into her ears and she won't be able to tell if you're talking or not.

 

[YellowD]

Shove skewers into her ears and she won't be able to tell if you're talking or not.

You have to poke their eyes out too or they'll be able to see your mouth moving.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Not if they're blindfolded underneath your cellar door.

 

[velvett]

Date different girls.

They are either shy and open up slowly, are afraid to talk about something you are not interested in or they're just brain dead.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Date different girls.

They are either shy and open up slowly, are afraid to talk about something you are not interested in or they're just brain dead.

I can be very shy when I first meet someone. I don't say much until I get to know them better. Or, like Velvette said, I am afraid I will talk about something the guy isn't interested in and feel stupid.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

well at least i'm getting a good laugh.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

chicks are just stupid and cant understand most things guys talk about. if you want her to participate more talk about simple things.

You need to be spanked! You are so mean!!!!

 

[Slice of Peach2]

oh im sorry peach. let me ask you a question sweety. do you like soft furry animals? do you like things that smell good?

Are you implying that that is all women are about?

 

[HappyScrappy]

my girlfriend can't talk so we only communicate through grunts and interpretive dance.
she sometimes tries mime, but then I lay the smack down b/c that's just uncalled for.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Grrrrrrrr!!!!!

I could go the same way with men, you know? All you guys talk about are sports, cars, your workouts, roids, crap like that.

While we women sit trying not to yawn because that would be rude. If we have the consideration to listen to you drone on and on about your lives, give us the same consideration. Jeez!!!! Is that too much to ask?

 

[HappyScrappy]

all I ever talk about is Monster Trucks and NASCAR.
chicks dig it.

 

[latona]

my girlfriend can't talk so we only communicate through grunts and interpretive dance.
she sometimes tries mime, but then I lay the smack down b/c that's just uncalled for.

don't forget to try communicating by semifore.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

all I ever talk about is Monster Trucks and NASCAR.
chicks dig it.

You think that because you can't see us stifling a yawn.

 

[HappyScrappy]

no way - a yawn is a sign that she wants my dick in her mouth. no matter where we are... granted some resteraunts are a little too stuffy for this and might kick me out - but that's THEIR problem.

 

[IslandGirl]

she sometimes tries mime, but then I lay the smack down b/c that's just uncalled for

what's wrong with mime?

 

[HappyScrappy]

god dammit.
smack down layin' time.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

you gotta put up with a little bitch talk to earn the pootytang. there is a limit thought to how much a guy should put up with.

You are so full of it!!!! You know you talk all tough here, but you would be all lovey dovey with your woman all the time no matter if you were trying to get some or not. Smack-talker!