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Reject THIS!

MissJanet79

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(4give me if this has been posted b4)... :qt:
Ever get those rejection letters from an employer? Here's a rejection response letter you can send them back:

Dear [name of the person who signed the rejection letter],

Thank you for your letter of [date of the rejection letter]. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me [employment with your firm/a contract to publish mybook]. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite [name of the co or agency that sent you this letter]'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting[applicants/manuscripts], I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate [employment/publishing] with your firm immediately following [graduation/job change, etc. -- get creative here]. I look forward to working with you.

Best of luck in rejecting future [candidates/manuscripts].

Sincerely,

[your name]
 
Bizarre. But kinda cute.
 
If you send that in, I'm sure they will call the cops.
 
That;s nice but I prefer my letter to corporations...

Dear [Enter adressee],

I hereby apply for the position of Chief in Executive Office of your fine company.
I think I am perfectly suitable for this position. I will be expecting you at my home address, 9:30 tomorrow morning.

Yours sincerely,

[Your name]

I actually sent this to Shell. They wrote me back!!!!

They said applications are only considered when they come with a resume.
 
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