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A couple of rednecks are out hunting in the woods of Alabama when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think my friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
....There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think my friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
....There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
