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Ok... had a very, VERY good day today. Everything was just exceptional.
So I go to the gym and train chest/bi's. EXCELLENT workout. Was pumped up like an inflatable doll on an air hose. This was one of that magical workouts that come along every so often to remind you why you lift weights in the first place.
I leave the gym and take my shirt off before I get in the car. Put a towel across the back of the seat (so I don't get seat everywhere) and start to drive home.
So I am listening to the radio and just lost in my thoughts and the pump in my chest. I am at a red light and I am bouncing my pecs around. No any of you fuckers laugh about that, just remember you have done the same shit too. Don't tell me you haven't. So I am sitting there and have a hellacious bounce going on....really trying to make them bump my chin.
Then I look in the car to the left side next to me.
Damn.
There are two girls in the car, one in the front passenger seat, one in the back. And they are just looking at me and whooping and hollering. The driver is a 18-20 year old rice burner racer wannabe. He has pasty white vitamin deficit arms about 11 inches, baseball cap on backwards, wife beater, and he is looking everywhere BUT to his right where I am parked at the red light. He is looking all out the side of his window to the left, up in the sky and everywhere. Except at me.
So these girls are just all pressed up against the window. Blowing me kisses and laughing.
Light turns green and VROOOOMMM!! He takes off so fast that the girl in the backseat is thrown away from the window. He races up to the next red light... and has to stop. He is in the left turn lane now. I pull up there and stop and the two girls start waving to me... and saying "do it again". I can't hear them, but I can read their lips. I keep laughing and shaking my head like no, no, no... Then the one in the front seat puts her hands up and acts like she is juggling something.
So, I start bouncing again. (hahaha) and they just go crazy. The one in the front is slapping the dude driving on the shoulder and telling him "look look". The girl in the back seat is mouthing "I Love YOu" across the window at me.
Now, the weird part. Some old man walking his bicycle across the intersection waits until he is right in front of this car and looks at the driver and yells "HE BE STEALIN YO WIMMIN".
The light turned green and I have never seen a car make a 90 degree left turn so fast before. It looked like something out of TRON.
I bet I see this boy at the gym next week signing up.
So I go to the gym and train chest/bi's. EXCELLENT workout. Was pumped up like an inflatable doll on an air hose. This was one of that magical workouts that come along every so often to remind you why you lift weights in the first place.
I leave the gym and take my shirt off before I get in the car. Put a towel across the back of the seat (so I don't get seat everywhere) and start to drive home.
So I am listening to the radio and just lost in my thoughts and the pump in my chest. I am at a red light and I am bouncing my pecs around. No any of you fuckers laugh about that, just remember you have done the same shit too. Don't tell me you haven't. So I am sitting there and have a hellacious bounce going on....really trying to make them bump my chin.
Then I look in the car to the left side next to me.
Damn.
There are two girls in the car, one in the front passenger seat, one in the back. And they are just looking at me and whooping and hollering. The driver is a 18-20 year old rice burner racer wannabe. He has pasty white vitamin deficit arms about 11 inches, baseball cap on backwards, wife beater, and he is looking everywhere BUT to his right where I am parked at the red light. He is looking all out the side of his window to the left, up in the sky and everywhere. Except at me.
So these girls are just all pressed up against the window. Blowing me kisses and laughing.
Light turns green and VROOOOMMM!! He takes off so fast that the girl in the backseat is thrown away from the window. He races up to the next red light... and has to stop. He is in the left turn lane now. I pull up there and stop and the two girls start waving to me... and saying "do it again". I can't hear them, but I can read their lips. I keep laughing and shaking my head like no, no, no... Then the one in the front seat puts her hands up and acts like she is juggling something.
So, I start bouncing again. (hahaha) and they just go crazy. The one in the front is slapping the dude driving on the shoulder and telling him "look look". The girl in the back seat is mouthing "I Love YOu" across the window at me.
Now, the weird part. Some old man walking his bicycle across the intersection waits until he is right in front of this car and looks at the driver and yells "HE BE STEALIN YO WIMMIN".
The light turned green and I have never seen a car make a 90 degree left turn so fast before. It looked like something out of TRON.
I bet I see this boy at the gym next week signing up.
