Redhead

[big_bad_buff]

>>Redhead
>
>A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and
says that her body
>hurts wherever she touches it.
>
>"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
>
>She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams
in agony.
>She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and
screams..
>Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
>
>The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are
you?"
>
>"No, I'm really a blonde."
>
>"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is
broken."

 

[Smurfy]

Lol

 

[MAX 300]

A blonde walks into an electronics store and says to the salesman "I'd like to buy this TV"

Says the salesman "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes"

The blonde leaves puts on a brunette wig and comes back later and says to the salesman "I'd like to buy this TV"

Says the salesman "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes"

The blonde feeling dumbfounded leaves, comes back the next day in disguise and a different wig and says "I'd like to buy this TV"

Says the salesman "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes"

"How could you possibly know that I am a blonde?" exclaims the blonde.

Salesman: "Because, that's a microwave."