Red-blooded American male test:

[Longhorn85]

You get off of work early, decide to go straight home and spend some extra quality time with the wife and kids. You get home to find that they are all gone to coffees, little league etc. What do you do?

A. Take a nap.

B. Mow the lawn and finish putting up those shelves in the boy's room.

C. Go back to the office and get some work done.

D. Go to your bedroom, immediately strip naked, rub one off, and then grab a beer and turn on ESPN.

 

[Longhorn85]

If you answered "D", you have walked in ttlpkg's shoes for one day.

 

[bigschweeler]

Both "A" and "D" sound pretty good.

 

[danielson]

Both "A" and "D" sound pretty good.

id have to agree

 

[nclifter6feet6]

fuck espn and fuck a beer. eat a steak then wack it to some good internet porn

 

[Pebcak]

You get off of work early, decide to go straight home and spend some extra quality time with the wife and kids. You get home to find that they are all gone to coffees, little league etc. What do you do?

A. Take a nap.

B. Mow the lawn and finish putting up those shelves in the boy's room.

C. Go back to the office and get some work done.

D. Go to your bedroom, immediately strip naked, rub one off, and then grab a beer and turn on ESPN.

How about.....

E. Turn around and leave because you don't have a wife, kids, or a home. Your in the wrong damn house again.

Pebcak

 

[Longhorn85]

fuck espn and fuck a beer. eat a steak then wack it to some good internet porn

Nope. My computer is in the kitchen. Couldn't risk "junior" coming home early from baseball practice. He has a key you know.

 

[pushing_fe]

"A" without a doubt.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

A or B -- outside work is cathartic

 

[Longhorn85]

I'm surprised, I thought "D" would rule. Maybe just for married w/children types. Others can do that anytime.

Privacy is a valuable commodity when you're in a big family.

 

[Drifter]

Definitely E

 

[Longhorn85]

E meaning all of the above?

 

[Lord_Suston]

Sleep is definitely worth it, since I am not married I thought married people are awake cause their kids....

 

[dballer]

A B and D

 

[Longhorn85]

I have a co-worker who I am sure would select "C".

 

[bigschweeler]

I have a co-worker who I am sure would select "C".

God I hate guys like that. Give it a rest already.

 

[Scotsman]

Personally D and then A as I often need rest after doing D.

 

[specter]

I have a 2 1/4 yr old and a 3 week old, so...

A is what I'd have to do. B, maybe on a Friday to get a head start on the weekend. C, no way. D is what I'd like to do but private jerk time isn't nearly the premium that sleep is, at the moment.

 

[Longhorn85]

B. Mow the lawn and finish putting up those shelves in the boy's room.

Sometimes doing B can lead to a great sex reward from the wife and make up for not doing D.