Rectal Exams SUCK!!!!!

[decem]

that was about one of the most uncomfortable experiences of my life.. worse yet.. i have to "look forward" to going through it again in 3 weeks.. fucking shit..

i'll never understand how wodin and cornholio do it..

 

[jesus 2]

would you like some pudding?

 

[3Vandoo]

HAHAHAHA when I was 15 I had some problems, so I went to the Hospital who is also a University Hospital.

So I was first checked by an intern for the rectal exam.

She put her gloves on, he lil lube, she said ok but yourself in that position so I did. She do what she has to do,

(NOTICE in front of me was a mirror so I was able to see everything happening)

So after she done she goes to her pen, write her paper, then take her sandwich,
then suddenly a doctor arrives, she shook his hand all WITH THE RIGHT hand
and she NEVER REMOVED HER GLOVE!!!!!!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

it's not an "exam" when your proctologist has both hands on your shoulders during the proceedure.

 

[HumorMe]

would you like some pudding?

It sounds like he kind of enjoyed it so he probably made enough panty puddin during the exam.

 

[decem]

that's nasty vandoo..

same thing happened to my buddy.. sorta..

he was a corpsman too and had just done a std workup on some recruit and had discharge (from the dude's peepee) on his gloved hand, which he used to write with. he didn't take off the glove when writing with the pen and then the dumbass 3 minutes later put the pen in his mouth..

he ran into the bathroom and puked for like 10 minutes..

kinda funny

 

[Baby Gorilla]

Err....

If a rectal exam sucks, you're getting taken.

 

[WODIN]

I had a colonoscopy in October..you got nothing on me biatch.

 

[jesus 2]

I had a colonoscopy in October..you got nothing on me biatch.

goddamn, it must suck to get old huh?

 

[WODIN]

goddamn, it must suck to get old huh?

Yep...but I can smile because I already know what fate awaits you...

 

[KAYNE]

REALLY!!!.........FROM WHAT I GATHER ABOUT YOU, I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU LOVED PEOPLE SHOVING SHIT IN YOUR ASS. PARDON THE PUN.






KAYNE

 

[danielson]

spare a thought for the poor sap who has to do that as his job

 

[vinylgroover]

I had a colonoscopy 6 months ago.........and before you all start with your shit, no i didn't volunteer for it.

 

[bwood]

I had a colonoscopy in October..you got nothing on me biatch.

how are they gonna get
that semi-digested dino
meat out anyway???

 

[Testosterone boy]

spare a thought for the poor sap who has to do that as his job

they didn't get drafted!

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

.

 

[Lestat]

I had a colonoscopy in October..you got nothing on me biatch.

ahh shit man did you fucking clean yourself out before that.... liquid shits all day before taking in those laxatives!

 

[big_bad_buff]

what's with a rectal Exam? why have one? get something stuck up there? pain? bleeding? what? i think i'd live with it rather then go to a doc...well, i guess it deppends

 

[Puddles]

I had a colonoscopy in October..you got nothing on me biatch.

It's no big deal, really. You will be knocked out for the procedure. I have a high tollerance to sedatives though, and I woke up a few times during mine and got to see the monitor. You're all cleaned out so everything's pink, kinda like the back of your throat.

 

[Dial_tone]

Is it worse than a strapon? not that I've ever had one of those either.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

reason for bumping this old thread?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Is it worse than a strapon? not that I've ever had one of those either.

if you've never had one, then why are you tring to compare the two?

 

[Puddles]

Is it worse than a strapon? not that I've ever had one of those either.

A strap-on is hot. A medical procedure is not.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

if you've never had one, then why are you tring to compare the two?

interesting....

 

[RADAR]

I have a high tolerance to pain meds also, i watched the whole procedure on the monitor ,he said in a moment it might get uncomfortable he was at the end,DAMN! felt like my chest was gonna explode ,he kept saying just a little more And i was Screaming "I can't take this" after it was over i was ready to kill him, later i found out & this was after surgery he didn't believe in giving alot of pain medicine,said it hampered the healing process, Those were the worst times i ever had with that stupid Doc. Never, Never again.


RADAR

 

[Puddles]

My doctor was kind. He used a pediatric scope. It did hurt at times but after giving birth, not much else is worse. LOL

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

reason for bumping this old thread?

hoping decem will come back.

 

[RADAR]

hoping decem will come back.

Hoping you will take the hint & give this a rest!

RADAR

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Hoping you will take the hint & give this a rest!

RADAR

huh?

 

[RADAR]

huh?

Bumping old threads isn't going to bring back Decem.
RADAR

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Bumping old threads isn't going to bring back Decem.
RADAR

is he band or something?

 

[RADAR]

is he band or something?

Nope!
He has moved on....

RADAR

 

[awittyusername]

I guess I am just old fashioned. I made my Dr. take me out for dinner and drinks before he gave me my rectal exam.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I'd never have it done unless I was gonna die...

 

[redguru]

Maybe he is getting a rectal exam, except the doctor's hands are on his shoulders.