Recently Overheard

[velvett]

From one egomaniac male to another egomaniac man, "why don't you act like a woman and get my coffee."

 

[presguy]

hahahahahahahaha

 

[MFMan]

ok

 

[Seashell]

Nuff said.

 

[from zero]

LOL!! Coolest guy ever!

 

[jerkbox]

so where's my coffee Zero??!!!!

 

[Stangfriik]

He put it nicely. I usually say why don't you act like my bitch.

 

[ajtomasi]

those guys should be castrated.

 

[AAP]

I would have said "sure thing" and got the coffee, came back and said "since I am acting like a woman, I think I will be a bitch" and then I would have dumped the coffee in his lap.

 

[PoyeBoy]

lol, that reminds me of a joke that deals with something, a wife, dishes, laundry, and something else

 

[c-sharp minor]

Whoah..............flashback to the 50's.

 

[velvett]

It was our client to his architect during a rather large meeting between the subs, builder, client, designers and architect.


First time I was utterly without a witty or sarcastic response.

 

[from zero]

so where's my coffee Zero??!!!!

lol. Dick.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

"why don't you act like a woman and get my coffee."

So true, make it 3 sugars please and make sure it's not too hot. I also want dinner ready by 6pm today.

 

[gonelifting]

I would get it, but with extra cream.

 

[Seashell]

I would get it, but with extra cream.

LOLOL!

 

[ohashi]

That guy is my hero for the day.

 

[Imnotdutch]

LMAO.......if that shocks you then you really dont want to visit me at work. Being the only man in the department means that I have to stand my ground against all of the 'typical man' remarks and cattiness

 

[Tiervexx]

I would have said "sure thing" and got the coffee, came back and said "since I am acting like a woman, I think I will be a bitch" and then I would have dumped the coffee in his lap.

 

[PHATchik]

Oh my.

 

[BonerBoy]

how do yopu save your X-wife from drowning?

 

[BonerBoy]

take your foot off her head

 

[Tiervexx]

take your foot off her head

K2U

 

[Frackal]

so did he get the coffee or did he start berating about Susan B Anthony and suffrage


now I'm just joking around

 

[PHATchik]

I think in a case like that I would definitely have a hard time holding my tongue and not making some type of comment. The people here who know me, know that I am very opinionated anyway and have issues keeping my mouth shut sometimes.

 

[from zero]

I think in a case like that I would definitely have a hard time holding my tongue and not making some type of comment. The people here who know me, know that I am very opinionated anyway and have issues keeping my mouth shut sometimes.

Get me a sandwich.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Said that (and even in front of you)? Talk about low class.

 

[PatsFan34]

From one egomaniac male to another egomaniac man, "why don't you act like a woman and get my coffee."

Girl you look good, why don't you back dat thang up!!!

 

[PHATchik]

Get me a sandwich.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

why don't you act like a woman and freak out and then start crying when I don't immediately notice that you are wearing new shoes

 

[WODIN]

There is this guy in my office with an Napoleon complex and I'll do the famous coat in hand pose or tell him "Girl friend just get your stumpy ass on down the hall." both infurate the lil fucker.

 

[BonerBoy]

I thought we were ripping on women here?
??

 

[THeMaCHinE]

There is this guy in my office with an Napoleon complex and I'll do the famous coat in hand pose or tell him "Girl friend just get your stumpy ass on down the hall." both infurate the lil fucker.

Hmmm... wonder why that bothers him?

lol...

 

[white boy]

Get me a sandwich.