fuck the labels, here is who I think would make a kick ass real world house:
tiger88 for sure
me of course
SuperQT (definitely would see her naked)
Raina (competition for SuperQT means blowjobs all aroudn)
Bikinimom (she'd go over the top and give up the ass to trump the young chicks)
KakDiesel (he coveres the minority requirement and would bring home the hotties)
the short one (she'd be cool and who knows what kind shit would go down)
That'd be a kick ass house right there