? re: getting girls prego and tests

[KillahBee]

Do you have to wait til the broad has the rugrat before getting a test? Someone very close to me is in a fantastic jam here, and seems to think you have to wait til the kid comes out. I have no clue, since I have never even seen a vagina, nevermind penetrated one with my penis

 

[slickdadd]

I don't think a pregnancy test really helps after she has a kid dudeman.

 

[KillahBee]

I don't think a pregnancy test really helps after she has a kid dudeman.

I don't mean a pregancy test you super virgin. I mean a test to see who the daddy is.

 

[hamstershaver]

i think you have to wait till she has it to test paternaty

 

[KillahBee]

i think you have to wait till she has it to test paternaty

fuck shit man. wtf are the doctors doing in this fucking country? studying how to fucking synthetically reproduce sheep instead of finding ways to correct the sexual mistakes of drug dealers? wtf!

 

[hamstershaver]

if they found out it was his when it was still in the womb would that do any good?

 

[KillahBee]

if they found out it was his when it was still in the womb would that do any good?

fuck yeah. save the kid a few bucks.

 

[hamstershaver]

fuck yeah. save the kid a few bucks.

hows that? am i having a klu moment?

 

[UA_Iron]

dont they test the blood type? in that case I am sure it could be done in utero.

 

[help4john]

The tests determine paternal match through DNA analysis. This is done by drawing blood from the child and the father. Typically, most labs will wait until the baby is 6 months of age and healthy enough to proffer blood. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Good luck!

 

[KillahBee]

hows that? am i having a klu moment?

let's say the chick is 3 months along right now. this kid has to sweat it out for the next 6 months AND possibly support her for the next 6 months financially. if they found out tomorrow it was some pipe-hittin nigga's kid - all that would go away.

 

[hamstershaver]

The tests determine paternal match through DNA analysis. This is done by drawing blood from the child and the father. Typically, most labs will wait until the baby is 6 months of age and healthy enough to proffer blood. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Good luck!

i thought on maury they did it through scraping the tongue

 

[hamstershaver]

let's say the chick is 3 months along right now. this kid has to sweat it out for the next 6 months AND possibly support her for the next 6 months financially. if they found out tomorrow it was some pipe-hittin nigga's kid - all that would go away.

makes sense, are they dating or anything now?

 

[SoKlueles]

yeah they used swabs, ......does he think the baby isnt his?

 

[KillahBee]

makes sense, are they dating or anything now?

fuck no. as he put it, "she was my saturday 3am pig". but she is pulling the "I want to have it" bullshit and he came in her, so they are both retards. another kid brought into the world with no hope.

 

[help4john]

i thought on maury they did it through scraping the tongue

Missed that one....did they scrape the baby's tongue, then the "potential" father's tongue to compare DNA?

 

[hamstershaver]

fuck no. as he put it, "she was my saturday 3am pig". but she is pulling the "I want to have it" bullshit and he came in her, so they are both retards. another kid brought into the world with no hope.

crazy, its going to be one expensive lesson if its his, this is another reason to have anal sex

 

[KillahBee]

yeah they used swabs, ......does he think the baby isnt his?

no, but I am hoping. sort of a shot in the dark thing.

 

[KillahBee]

crazy, its going to be one expensive lesson if its his, this is another reason to have anal sex

yep. and the thing is, I can see the cliche right now: drug dealer has a child. instead of the child making the kid's life meaningful, drug dealer has to find a way to pay for the kid/mom, so drug dealer pushes more/harder, drug dealer ends up in jail, kid ends up getting the worst of it all. (<--first and last time I ever used that smily)

 

[hamstershaver]

Missed that one....did they scrape the baby's tongue, then the "potential" father's tongue to compare DNA?

they never show what they do to the kid they only show them scraping the potential dads tongue, one slut had 15 guys tested on the show and none of them were the father, she then runs in the back and cries, they need to tape that for the kid to see when he grows up

 

[help4john]

they never show what they do to the kid they only show them scraping the potential dads tongue, one slut had 15 guys tested on the show and none of them were the father, she then runs in the back and cries, they need to tape that for the kid to see when he grows up

Maybe a lot has changed since I had mine done. Makes me wonder if the price of swab testing is higher than blood testing....back when I did it. Perhaps swab testing is more common ground today and cheaper....unsure.

 

[chewyxrage]

damn I thought there was some way to test the amniotic fluid or some shit

 

[Gymgurl]

I think you can test before the baby is born but not positive. I remeber this from when I worked in the jail

 

[help4john]

damn I thought there was some way to test the amniotic fluid or some shit

....yes, if you can find an MD to approve .... plus it is very expensive, and as I understand it the results are not 100% such as after birth.

 

[Devastation]

let's say the chick is 3 months along right now. this kid has to sweat it out for the next 6 months AND possibly support her for the next 6 months financially. if they found out tomorrow it was some pipe-hittin nigga's kid - all that would go away.

by this kid you really mean killahbee don't you

 

[Gambino]

i hate to say it bors, but this might be a could situation for abortion...a couple with no chance of uniting and providing a mother/father household for the child?

 

[Daisy_Girl]

You CAN get an in-utero test. But it is risky, and definately NOT recomended. I think the risks to the baby outweigh the benefits. There is a big possibly the baby would abort or die in womb.

I know your "friend" may be okay with that, but asking a helpless baby to possible give up it's life because he was too stupid to use a comdom is a bit much.

Sucks for him, but he needs to wait until the baby is born. Maybe this will teach him to wear a condom.