Dude, I am in crutches as of now and I find your post retarded and non-humorous....spongebob said:i tripped a dude on crutches it was hilarious.
I saw a bitch on crutches yesterday and so had visions of tripping her fat ass! Good thing I have self control!Nobledude said:Dude, I am in crutches as of now and I find your post retarded and non-humorous....
Nobledude said:Due to my achilles tendon surgery, I am obliged to use crutches for a while and found out a new respect for people who lack mobility....it is a bitch to be on crutches...
Angel said:I do it daily!
Nobledude said:Dude, I am in crutches as of now and I find your post retarded and non-humorous....
Idiot....can you spell it?spongebob said:shut the hell up before i trip you!
I like when you bend over for me...heatherrae said:I try to do something nice every time I go out, even if it is just a nice smile to a stranger.
Nobledude said:I like when you bend over for me...![]()
you are too retarded and fugly to own such a piece of ass....get a life, oaf...better yet suck my big white cock....spongebob said:back off fag thats my baby's momma.
Nobledude said:you are too retarded and fugly to own such a piece of ass....get a life
Nobledude said:better yet suck my big white cock....
but you are still a retard....spongebob said:i dont own no piece of ass, i just rent it.
Nobledude said:but you are still a retard....
double negation, moron.....have you been spanked when you were young?over the head maybe?spongebob said:i dont own no piece of ass, i just rent it.
temporary, for one more week maybe, unlike you , a permanent retard...boooyaaaa.....spongebob said:and your still a cripple.
Nobledude said:double negation, moron.....have you been spanked when you were young?over the head maybe?
Nobledude said:temporary, for one more week maybe, unlike you , a permanent retard...boooyaaaa.....
Both. However the fact that he is still alive proves my kindness!spongebob said:with or without needto?
GoldenDelicious said:a couple weeks ago, i found a girls purse while i was out clubbing at this particularly drunken theme pub (shennanigans irish pub, woowoo!) it had about 40 bucks in it, along with the usual cards/receipts etc
anyway, standard operating procedure with stuff like that in australia is to take the cash and hand in the purse, but the girl was only 18, and ive always thought that doing stuff like that is a dog move, and refused to do it - called her a couple days later and got her to come over and get it (it was a saturday night) and when she came over, i noticed that she only had one little finger on one handand her toes were really crooked
(it looked like meningococcal infection losses) poor thing, i almost started tearing up for her
anyway i gave her her wallet (still full of $), got a beer for her and her guy friend (who probably came for protection but shat his pants at the boardie wearing, singlet clad muscley smiley guy at the door) had a chat and that was that. shes sent a few happy messages since then, poor thing
oh. a couple days ago i found another wallet at an internet cafe and handed that in too. i didnt see what was in it, even though im a huge snoop, since i figured the guy who lost it might turn up on the spot, think i was going through it with bad intentions and start throwing punches, and i dont need that at the mo
this is why God rewarded me by letting me lose lots of fat and become ripped while on a party/alcohol diet, instead of pudging out![]()
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