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Raina...

GoldenDelicious

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thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife, though thy avatar is taxing mine will to the utmost, so i pray thee, remove thy glorious faximile, else i shall soon cease mine oratory, and retire with shame everlasting to the lavatory, where in fantasmal indulgence of the temple that is thine body, i shall seinfeldesquely cease to be the master of mine own domain...
 
gotmilk said:
It's all in the lighting. I swear!
nay, dogs son knave, Rainas entrancing orbs are the product of fine breeding, besmirch her honor but once more, and i shall visit my displeasure upon your body most keenly :mad:
 
LOL

Golden you smooth bor
 
gotmilk said:
easy big fella...or I'll send grandma Huot to knock your ass out!
As expected, thy womanish valor would have thee send thy withered grandmother to inflict violence most grievous upon mine sculpted rump. Fah! It had been mine thought that such scoundrels as thee had been expunged from the Earth by mine like hearted brethren, though it seemeth that some fault in humanity's geneology hath allowed thee to enter mine world, and defile thine mothers womb with thy rank cowardess! Begone, miscreant!
 
JerseyArt said:
LOL

Golden you smooth bor
O Arthur of Jersey, you wound mine heart! Thy implication that mine flowered speech unto the Lady Raina is but the hollow, rank wooing of a rogue as to some common strumpet! Nay, mine mortal eyes, saucer-like from gazing at such nymphic magnificence, and mine loins, afire with heat to shame the very Sun, doth wail with tragic knowledge that that most intimate embrace shall forever be denied, though their quiet moans are as nothing to the keening of mine broken heart
 
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