Come on people, post up.
Fixed for ya...all the whey said:"Bitches are crazy."
~javaguru (Defensive co-captain of the Football Team & President of the Computer Club)
It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle.covergrl80 said:My Favorite one....
That is the whole secret of successful fighting. Get your enemy at a disadvantage; and never, on any account, fight him on equal terms.”
all the whey said:"I will date you if you pay my electric bill."
~Covergrl80
covergrl80 said:"Finding the perfect man is like nailing jello to a tree"
“How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?”

covergrl80 said:"Finding the perfect man is like nailing jello to a tree"
“How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?”
all the whey said:"Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man."
Thomas Edison
"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."
HL Mencken
"When I have one foot in the grave, I will tell the whole truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me and say, 'Do what you like now'."
Leo Tolstoy
"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel."
Leonardo Di Vinci
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates
"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
Ambrose Bierce
"Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends'."
Jeffrey Bernard
"When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs."
Friedrich Nietzsche
the_alcatraz said:I'm a big gay middle eastern nerd with a fetish for preteen boys
That's the quote of the day? 
I'm learing to realize it.dabuffguy said:I like that one.

lol, we like him too! Nice one!javaguru said:I like Mr. Spock....
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"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."the_alcatraz said:"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points."
~Mae West
all the whey said:"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
Mae West
"yeh, but who wants to be in an institution!"the_alcatraz said:sek-c
rnch said:"yeh, but who wants to be in an institution!"
txbondsman said:"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."
- Henry Ford (1863-1947)
and one of my all time favorites,
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
- Edmund Burke (1729-1797)
OMG, sig worthy! DId you know my middle name is Mae? Yep, it really is!the_alcatraz said:"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points."
~Mae West
curvymommy said:OMG, sig worthy! DId you know my middle name is Mae? Yep, it really is!
Beachboy6294 said:One of my favorites:
To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intellingent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded." Ralph Waldo Emerson
the_alcatraz said:Emerson is da shit....
Beachboy6294 said:Yes he was one of the greatest ever!
I agree with that!!!Kano said:And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
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