Quick Joke...

[EnderJE]

An old couple were getting ready for a night of bingo. The old lady was looking in the mirror and said to the husband, why are you with me? He said what do you mean? The old lady said just look at me I am falling apart, I have bags under my eyes, wrinkles all over my face my tits hang to my waist, my arms are flabby and my ass looks like a golf ball, I have just fallen apart and I cant see why you are with me. The old man replied "well because I love you". The old lady said " how can you love someone who looks like me", just tell me one good feature I have. The old man replied "For one thing your eyesight is perfect"!

 

[CFZB]

aaahahahahaha I get it...

 

[chewyxrage]

lol

 

[JayC9]

A woman goes to the doctor to see if there is anything that can be done to increase the size of her breasts with out surgery.

The doctor tells her to take a piece of toilet tissue and wipe it between her breasts three times a day.

When the woman asks the doctor how this will help, he responds, "I don't know but it worked for your arse."

 

[bran987]

An old couple were getting ready for a night of bingo. The old lady was looking in the mirror and said to the husband, why are you with me? He said what do you mean? The old lady said just look at me I am falling apart, I have bags under my eyes, wrinkles all over my face my tits hang to my waist, my arms are flabby and my ass looks like a golf ball, I have just fallen apart and I cant see why you are with me. The old man replied "well because I love you". The old lady said " how can you love someone who looks like me", just tell me one good feature I have. The old man replied "For one thing your eyesight is perfect"!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol

seriously though, if you want a quick joke, give djufo a ferrari...